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  2. Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

    2spooky4me Wait, we're doing another Warehouse I mod?
  3. Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

    Only Morton knows the answer to that one, but noone wants to approach him to ask because the rumours are he has rabies and he bites. Is it true the teeth monsters have been around for centuries, and in the Medieval era they were used as guillotines to execute criminals because they can literally open their mouths wide enough to bite down on a humans head?
  4. Yesterday
  5. Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

    They're not clones, they're cosplayers. They have their own lives to attend to once the level is over, presumably. Why would suction cup boots let you stand still on a moving floor? (And if they do let you completely ignore the velocity of whatever you're on top of, doesn't that mean the Earth would go right under your feet?)
  6. Ruben's official set scores

    CC1-Lynx #146 (CAKE WALK): 704 (+7, b+3) 5,897,820 137 bolds (114 timed, 23 untimed) CC1-Steam #23 (BLOBNET): 426 (+75, b-10) #35 (LEMMINGS): 567 (+102, b-9) #64 (SPOOKS): 540 (+67, b-7) #89 (BLOCK BUSTER): 382 (+61, bc) #93 (ROADSIGN): 637 (+184, b-1) #110 (CHILLER): 268 (+42, b-2) #116 (BLOCK BUSTER II): 688 (+94, b-7) #123 (THE PRISONER): 265 (+177, bc) #124 (FIRETRAP): 658 (+74, b-3) #126 (BLOCK N ROLL): 427 (+176, b-5) #137 (GOLDKEY): 380 (+44, b-1) #146 (CAKE WALK): 707 (+458, b+2) 5,966,020 134 bolds (105 timed, 29 untimed)
  7. Hornlitz's Official Scores

    CCLP4 (MS) Level 41 (Ghetto Piranha) - 310 (+3)(b) Total Score: 6,091,610 Also apparently I've had these scores sitting around for probably a couple years and never submitted them. Here they are. CC1 (MS) Level 141 (Underground) - [968] (+94)(b) Total Score: 5,974,520 CCLP2 (MS) Level 71 (Mads Rush II) - 25 (+1)(b-1) Level 74 (Chip Search) - 253 (+7)(b) Level 75 (BuggyWall) - 113 (+2)(b) Level 76 (Fire Bugs) - 241 (+14)(b) Level 78 (The Search for the Exit) - 298 (+34)(b) Total Score: 6,016,340 I am aware that this is lower than what I have listed on the site. However, adding up all the scores I have reported now adds up to this. Please lower my score to this, as I don't seem to have any remaining record of achieving the total score listed on the site.
  8. Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

    Because the blocks have to be lifted up a ramp into the machines and dirt blocks are too heavy. What happens to all those Chip and Melinda clones (not the mimics) when a level ends? Do they just go out and live with society? Do they go drown themselves? Do they get converted into monsters?
  9. Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

    There are 149 clubhouses scattered evenly across the Earth's surface (figure that one out!), one per CC1 level. They took two years in total to build. Construction for them was funded by the U.S. Government, which Melinda has secretly been in control of ever since an April Fools prank gone wrong. Blobnet was incorrectly assembled, one of the walls is misaligned from the grid by about a few millimeters. For this reason, it was condemned and the Bit Busters promised never to speak of it again... until Chip got confused and found his way into it anyway. Tossed Salad having no chip socket is a reference to a very specific passage of the Bible that is removed from all modern printings by Melinda's demand ("And guide him through a house of robots and monsters and forget to seal off the exits.") Chip is very prone to nausea when he's on force floors, and Force Field is no exception. Ultimately his puke was never cleaned up because the splash of color he added to all of the force floors was "much better than standard gray". A pink bouncy ball killed Chip's uncle in cold blood when he was only five years old. Even worse, his uncle had no life insurance. Melinda gladly crossdresses as Chip for any levels he deems too scary and is usually nice enough to let him keep the high scores. Chip has demanded upward of a billion dollars for being rendered legally and physically dead many times over. Thankfully, Melinda, an aspiring philosopher, managed to convince everyone in the court that money was meaningless, at least for the duration of the trial, and escaped with paying Chip nothing more than some dryer lint and a fresh stick of gum. Monsters usually do community service to make up for being cold-blooded killers. They're not actually allowed to be in the clubhouses, but the Bit Busters manage to sneak them in anyways. Why can you push ice blocks and cleans blocks onto clone machines but not dirt blocks?
  10. Count to 1,000

    foldl1 (-) (ap map (ap ((:) . sum . ap map ((: [succ 1, 1, 1]) . succ . ($ succ 1))) (return . ($ succ 1))) (length . mapM id . replicate (succ 1) . enumFromTo 1))
  11. Count to 1,000

    #include <stdio.h> int main(void) { printf("944\n"); return 0; }
  12. Hornlitz's Official Scores

    CCLP4 (MS) Level 85 (Nectar Meadow) - 442 (+11)(b-3) Level 86 (Cyprus) - 327 (+13)(b) Level 129 (Undefined Fantastic Object) - 220 (+2)(b) Total Score: 6,091,580
  13. Count to 1,000

    liftM2 (*) ((succ (succ 0) +) . (`div` succ (succ 0))) pred (product (((:) =<< sum . (++ [succ (succ 0)])) [succ (succ 0), succ (succ (succ 0))]))
  14. Discord Quotes

    [9:13 PM] Vehudur / Lessinath: Sleep? I have caffene [9:13 PM] Vehudur / Lessinath: apparently I don't have spelling though [9:14 PM] Ry🅰n J.: yeah it's spelled covfefe
  15. Count to 1,000

    package arraysstrings; import java.util.Arrays; public class ArraysStrings { public static void main(String[] args) { // Display the number 942 String[] aryString = new String[3]; aryString[0] = "9"; aryString[1] = "4"; aryString[2] = "2"; int i; for (i = 0; i < aryString.length; i++){ System.out.println(aryString); } } }
  16. Count to 1,000

    5 REM display the number 941 10 LET a$ = "9" 20 LET b$ = "4" 30 LET c$ = "1" 40 LET d$ = a$ + b$ + c$ 50 LET number = VAL(d$) 60 PRINT number
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  18. Discord Quotes

    [11:30 PM] Icey: can humans and fish coexist [11:30 PM] Tyler Sontag: f** no [11:30 PM] Icey: also yo [11:30 PM] Indyindeed: do crabs think that fish are flying [11:30 PM] Icey: speech class [11:30 PM] Tyler Sontag: f** their stupid wet asses
  19. Discord Quotes

    [10:30 PM] Icey: group project [10:30 PM] Icey: aaaand my groupmates want to do this while drunk, f**k (edited) [10:31 PM] Flareon350: good plan [10:31 PM] Icey: that sounds gay I should add a comma
  20. Redslash' scores

    CCLP1-MS! 5,963,610 1. 157 (Key Pyramid) 2. 172 (Slip and Slide) 3. 182 (Present Company) 4. 192 (Block Party) 5. 225 (Facades) 6. 183 (When Insects Attack) 7. 184 (Under Pressure) 8. 228 (Switcheroo) 9. 219 (Swept Away) 10. 310 (Graduation) 11. 225 (Basketball) 12. 281 (Leave No Stone Unturned) 13. 250 (The Monster Cages) 14. 200 (Wedges) 15. 300 (Twister) 16. 257 (Tetragons) 17. [989] (Tiny) 18. 255 (Square Dancing) 19. 342 (Feel the Static) 20. 368 (Chip Suey) 21. 169 (Generic Ice Level) 22. 285 (Repair the Maze) 23. 217 (Circles) 24. 291 (Chip's Checkers) 25. 138 (Mind Lock) 26. 159 (Trafalgar Square) 27. 246 (Teleport Depot) 28. 250 (The Last Starfighter) 29. 276 (Sky High or Deep Down) 30. 204 (Button Brigade) 31. 130 (Quincunx) 32. 240 (Nitroglycerin) 33. [888] (Spitting Image) 34. 277 (Just a Bunch of Letters) 35. 330 (Mystery Wall) 36. 209 (Rhombus) 37. 308 (Habitat) 38. 421 (Heat Conductor) 39. 222 (Dig and Dig) 40. [871] (Sea Side) 41. 160 (Descending Ceiling) 42. 376 (Mughfe) 43. 205 (Gears) 44. 316 (Frozen Labyrinth) 45. 268 (Who's the Boss?) 46. 277 (Sapphire Cavern) 47. [819] (Bombs Away) 48. 156 (Sundance) 49. 343 (49 Cell) 50. 162 (The Grass Is Greener on the Other Side) 51. 217 (H2O Below 273 K) 52. 299 (The Bone) 53. 387 (Start at the End) 54. 218 (Mini Pyramid) 55. 311 (The Chambers) 56. [957] (Connect the Chips) 57. 280 (Key Farming) 58. 304 (Corral) 59. [969] (Asterisk) 60. 259 (Guard) 61. 375 (Highways) 62. 311 (Design Swap) 63. 154 (New Block in Town) 64. 32 (Chip Kart 64) 65. 367 (Squared in a Circle) 66. 269 (Klausswergner) 67. 248 (Booster Shots) 68. [930] (Flames and Ashes) 69. 277 (Double Diversion) 70. 307 (Juxtaposition) 71. 272 (Tree) 72. 179 (Breathing Room) 73. 380 (Occupied) 74. 297 (Traveler) 75. 202 (ToggleTank) 76. 369 (Funfair) 77. 5 (Shuttle Run) 78. 519 (Secret Passages) 79. [927] (Elevators) 80. 342 (Flipside) 81. [742] (Colors for Extreme) 82. 71 (Launch) 83. [911] (Ruined World) 84. 370 (Mining for Gold Keys) 85. 962 (Black Hole) 86. 281 (Starry Night) 87. 417 (Pluto) 88. [780] (Chip Block Galaxy) 89. 324 (Chip Grove City) 90. 289 (Bowling Alleys) 91. 339 (Roundabout) 92. 674 (The Shifting Maze) 93. 295 (Flame War) 94. 447 (Slime Forest) 95. 300 (Courtyard) 96. 345 (Going Underground) 97. 342 (Gate Keeper) 98. 290 (Rat Race) 99. [865] (Deserted Battlefield) 100. 328 (Loose Pocket) 101. [761] (Time Suspension) 102. [942] (Frozen in Time) 103. [963] (Portcullis) 104. 534 (Hotel Chip) 105. 239 (Tunnel Clearance) 106. 315 (Jailbird) 107. 317 (Paramecium Palace) 108. 285 (Exhibit Hall) 109. 370 (Green Clear) 110. [643] (Badlands) 111. [898] (Alternate Universe) 112. 485 (Carousel) 113. [953] (Teleport Trouble) 114. 306 (Comfort Zone) 115. 341 (California) 116. 476 (Communism) 117. 191 (Blobs on a Plane) 118. 84 (Runaway Train) 119. 225 (The Sewers) 120. [704] (Metal Harbor) 121. 227 (Chip Plank Galleon) 122. 527 (Jeepers Creepers) 123. 47 (The Very Hungry Caterpillar) 124. 390 (Utter Clutter) 125. 203 (Blockade) 126. 287 (Peek-a-Boo) 127. 362 (In the Pink) 128. 499 (Elemental Park) 129. 265 (Frogger) 130. [563] (Dynamite) 131. 105 (Easier Than It Looks) 132. 409 (Spumoni) 133. 398 (Steam Cleaner Simulator) 134. 315 ((Ir)reversible) 135. 346 (Culprit) 136. [730] (Whirlpool) 137. 178 (Thief Street) 138. 509 (Chip Alone) 139. 235 (Assassin) 140. 773 (Automatic (Caution) Doors) 141. 240 (Flush) 142. 379 (Bummbua Banubauabgv) 143. [610] (Amphibia) 144. 343 (The Ancient Temple) 145. 224 (Chance Time!) 146. 346 (Cineworld) 147. 755 (Thief, You've Taken All That Was Me) 148. 318 (The Snipers) 149. 344 (Clubhouse) CCLP1-MS.dac_20180920.tws
  21. Discord Quotes

    Adventures in the Audit Log, Part 1
  22. IHNN's scores

    CC2 184: 78 (+1, b) | 98440 (+5670, b) [Gears] 14,344,664 30,253 seconds (this report has been processed)
  23. Ruben's official set scores

    CC2 #194 (MEMORIES): 254 (+1, b+1) | 103540 (+10, b+10) 37511 seconds / 14,534,671 points 344 bolds (174 time, 170 score)
  24. Ruben's official set scores

    CC1-Steam #68 (EENY MINY MOE): 493 (+47, b-1) #76 (FOUR PLEX): 407 (+61, bc) I still have no idea how to do the glider room in Lynx #77 (INVINCIBLE CHAMPION): 477 (+92, b-1) #82 (SOCIALIST ACTION): 969 (+15, bc) #127 (SKELZIE): 442 (+57, bc) 5,950,480 131 bolds (102 timed, 29 untimed) CC2 194 (MEMORIES): 253 (+4, b+3) | 103530 (+40, b+30) 37510 seconds / 14,534,661 points 344 bolds (174 time, 170 score)
  25. Ruben's official set scores

    CC1-Steam #26 (CHCHCHIPS): 253 (+9, bc) #28 (PING PONG): 236 (+45, bc) #53 (TRAFFIC COP): 452 (+41, bc) #54 (GRAIL): 320 (+38, bc) #73 (MORTON): 485 (+129, bc) #74 (PLAYTIME): 356 (+37, bc) #96 (PARANOIA): 315 (+18, bc) #97 (METASTABLE TO CHAOS): 290 (+131, bc) #98 (SHRINKING): 332 (+55, bc) #107 (BALLS O FIRE): 258 (+29, bc) #108 (BLOCK OUT): 272 (+29, bc) #119 (SLIDE STEP): 178 (+44, bc) #128 (ALL FULL): 292 (+68, b+2) 5,947,760 128 bolds (99 timed, 29 untimed)
  26. "Native" MSCC on 64-bit Windows

    It really works on my 64-bit computer! One question though, is there a way to turn the music on? Do I have to copy the audio files somewhere? I can't seem to get it working although I've already set it on in Options menu. Anyway, this is definitely an awesome program you found there, thank you very much for sharing!
  27. Ruben's official set scores

    CC1-Steam #22 (FORCED ENTRY): 289 (+42, bc) #29 (ARCTICFLOW): 291 (+67, bc) #90 (PLAYHOUSE): 316 (+110, bc) #102 (ICEHOUSE): 175 (+15, b) #122 (TOTALLY FAIR): 271 (+17, bc) #129 (LOBSTER TRAP): 287 (+65, b+1) #131 (TOTALLY UNFAIR): 25 (+18, bc) #135 (TRUST ME): 255 (+9, bc) #138 (PARTIAL POST): 225 (+174, bc) #149 (SPECIAL): 951 (+9, bc) 5,941,030 115 bolds (86 timed, 29 untimed)
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