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#1 BitBuster

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Posted 18 January 2012 - 10:46 PM

(N/T: I don't have any funny jokes to tell. I'm just that kind of guy. I leech off of other people's wit.)
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Posted 19 January 2012 - 03:16 AM

Why did the :teeth: cross the road?
To see the Dentist!
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Posted 19 January 2012 - 03:26 AM

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?
The nearest Isobar.


(I actually have some really great jokes, but most are not PG-13.
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Posted 19 January 2012 - 04:24 AM

Why must one be patient when attempting to solve CCLP2 #142?
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Posted 19 January 2012 - 02:51 PM

(I actually have some really great jokes, but most are not PG-13.



Perhaps it's time for CCZone to have a NSFW board. ;)
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Posted 19 January 2012 - 04:08 PM

Lounge Act.
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Posted 19 January 2012 - 06:55 PM

Why must one be patient when attempting to solve CCLP2 #142?

You stole my joke. :P

Anyways, now that we've seen this in Let's Plays, there is a realistic answer to this question. :)
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Posted 19 January 2012 - 08:19 PM

Lounge Act.


I approve.
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Posted 23 January 2012 - 07:11 PM

Poor Fluffy.

This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is very dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed-up rabbit into the house, gives it a bath, blow-dries its fur, and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping that they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"

The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. no.. um.. what happened?"

The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"
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Posted 23 January 2012 - 09:03 PM

Three strings walk into a bar and get a table. The crowd gives them dirty looks and the bouncer turns their way. The first string says "Don't worry guys, I'll get us some drinks and things will calm down." He walks up to bar and says "Can I have three Stroh's please?". The bartender responds, "We don't serve Stroh's to strings." The string walks back dejected and reports, "He wouldn't serve us." The second string says, "You didn't ask right." He walks up to the bar and says, "Barkeep! Three Stroh's!". Bartender looks him up and down and says, "Like I told your friend, we don't serve STRINGS." The second string comes back to the table. "We might as well leave guys, they aren't going to serve us." The third string says "I got this." He goes into the bathroom, wraps his tail around himself, and messes up his hair. He saunters up to the bar, pounds his fist on the bar and says "Three beers!" The bartender looks over and says, "Heyyy, you're one of those strings, aren't you?" And the string responds: "FRAYED KNOT!"
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Posted 26 January 2012 - 07:56 PM

lol awesome :P

I wonder why there ain't no vegetable jokes around, man... That needs to change.
If anyone has a vegetable joke, lettuce know.
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Posted 26 January 2012 - 10:29 PM

::Groan::


;)
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Posted 26 January 2012 - 11:10 PM

A quibit walked into a bar, and it stayed outside.
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Posted 30 January 2012 - 10:49 PM

I liked the rabbit one, however, I don't know how the guy would get into his neighboor's house to put the rabbit back into the cage.

There were three crazy guys on a plane, so the pilot says "man, they're starting to make a lot of noise, they're sooo annoying!" And the co-pilot says "I got this." So he leaves, and after five minutes he comes back. The pilot was like "wow, how did you get them to shut up?" and the co-pilot said "I told them that we were playing school, so I gave them homework to maintain them distracted." and the pilot said "man, you're incredible!"

After 20 minutes, they start to shout and be annoying again. Before the pilot could say anything, the co-pilot got up again. After five more minutes, he comes back and the pilot said "wow, what did you do this time!?" and the co-pilot finally said "well, I checked their homework, and since they did a good job, I opened the door for them so they could go out to recess!"
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Posted 30 January 2012 - 10:59 PM

Why must one be patient when attempting to solve CCLP2 #142?


Well I certainly don't get this one :P and I LPed the set so that makes me feel a bit out of it.
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Posted 31 January 2012 - 12:17 AM

Just about the same here.
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Posted 31 January 2012 - 01:39 AM

Yeah, no idea what that's about.

Patience is required at the end of 3144, however.
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Posted 31 January 2012 - 01:52 AM

Oh yes a lot of patience indeed. Something major that I lacked with for a few days with that level.

I'm dying to know this CCLP2 joke though...
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Posted 31 January 2012 - 04:16 AM

Oh yes a lot of patience indeed. Something major that I lacked with for a few days with that level.

I'm dying to know this CCLP2 joke though...


This was my joke, don't remember who guessed it. Okay, the answer is...




















Because the password is WAYT.

(groans)
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Posted 31 January 2012 - 02:01 PM

We need a "slap" emoticon. ;)
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