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    Pretty much Chip's Challenge 1, Shin Chan in Spanish, coming up with random philosophical questions, meditation, Rock, Metal, Vaporwave, moderate drinking, and hanging out with friends.

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  1. Frogs/Teeth come from Denmark, they are native to a lake there. Only the last three months of their adult life they are about as tall as a person, but in their natural habitat, they never grow up to be that size, thanks to their natural predator, the Toads/Feet. In the clubhouse though, they don't have this predator, so exclusively in the clubhouse, they are seen in the full final size. This is also the stage when they can no longer swim, which is why they drown in water. How they got to the clubhouse is another thing. When the clubhouse was in development, the fire boots were imported from Denmark, so a few Frogs/Teeth made it into the ship full of fire boots. Luckily, though, the creatures in the clubhouse have never escaped it. If some Frogs/Teeth were to exit the clubhouse and spread around the world, we'd be invaded by these things, and the only thing we could do against this plague, would be to jump in the nearest body of water, and wait for them to follow us in, and drown. Why doesn't Chip spend some time learning/practicing Parkour? It would make levels a lot easier.
  2. Only Keyboard Wielder can: his years of experience, his frog trainer liscence, and the very existence of that level, all prove it. But anyways, I always considered frog/teeth to be a very unintelligent monster, unable to avoid suicide if Chip is in water, the teeth will just jump right in, or if Chip is behind a bomb (or in fire in MS). Anything goes when it comes to trying to catch Chip. It seems to be only capable of moving, eating, and breathing. It does, however, have a strong sense of smell for Chip, and can detect him even from an opposite corner within a level. However, this is handicapped by its 0 navigational skills. As long as there is something in between Chip and the frog, there will be no attempt at going around the obstacle. Where did Melinda get a person-sized paramecium from?
  3. Several reasons: because there are tanks in Chip's Challenge, because there are bombs in Chip's Challenge, because they're afraid someone might make a levelset with the number of the beast amount of levels, because they're afraid someone might make a level with the walls forming an inverted cross, because they think MS teeth are demon spawns, and because water in Chip's Challenge is normal water and not holy water. Well, most of this is if the cartoons were based on the game (the wacky hijinks being clubhouse/puzzle related) while also being religion related. If they did things non clubhouse/puzzle related, plus no mention whatsoever of the clubhouse/puzzle life, that would just be odd and unconsiderate ("let's just take these two popular characters, and force them into situations that have nothing to do with what they originally did, for our own benefit"). But then again, capitalism. If they did proceed to making this series of cartoons, though, it's something only a few bible-study centers would be interested in, plus probably a few of us for the laughs. Once it gets old, it'll probably be forgotten forever or eventually find its way to YouTube and then there will be hilarious YouTube poops of it. This is not a rant against religion, I just don't imagine the idea working. I imagine the whole thing to be seen by the public (christian or not) as cheesy (there are probably better things to turn into a christian cartoon, like Sonic the Hedgehog, for example). The good thing though, is that those souls that watch the cartoons will be exposed to Chip's Challenge, and maybe we'll have two or three more members to talk to/ play their levels. Why are we so drawn to this thread? It's the only thread getting (besides the High Scores threads) a stable flow of posts.
  4. Sorry to say, but it's because they don't like who you are today, so they wanna know about the near future you, to know if you will have changed for the better, to decide if they want to keep spending time with you or not. In other words, it's a discreet way to say that they dislike you. If you're not a people pleaser, though, you shouldn't care. Wouldn't it be weird if, in real life, we kept things behind rows of several locked doors?
  5. It is donated to the melting ice of the north and south pole, and icebergs, through the clubhouse's charity organization to help the polar bears (not the penguins though). What they don't know is that this intended solution is just another problem: more ice will be there to melt, and the sea level will get higher and higher. But anyways, who cares? Any human intent at solving an environmental problem is not a solution to disaster, it just postpones it. Chip dies a painful death about 3000 times a day.. Why has nobody shed a tear for him yet?
  6. Sounds good, at first, but then I think people would get annoyed by it the same way they get annoyed by random force floors. Plus, Vladimir would need two bottles of Vodka, and Chip would get drunk enough just by drinking a non-alcoholic beer (with still a low percentage), a normal beer would be too much for him. 0% alcohol beer would also work if it gives him a placebo effect. Maybe collecting more than two bottles of Vodka or more than one beer would bring death to the corresponding character. Why do monsters that float in the air (Glider, Fireball, as far as I know) also slide on Ice and are affected by force floors?
  7. I'm guessing they'd still take a thousand years. If each man screws in a lightbulb and takes a thousand years to do so, and there are still the same amount of men as there are lightbulbs, I don't get how all of the sudden they can do it faster, in 100 years (unless they get better with practice, which could be the case). But this would only be possible in the distant future, where human life longetivity would theoretically reach approximately 1000 years, but even more than 1000 because first you'd have to wait for them to become men, and that time changing the bulbs wouldn't include their food and poo breaks. And even more, if the 100 men are 100 of the previous men, let's just say around 2220 years minimum: 1000 years to screw in bulbs the first time, 1000 years to screw in bulbs the second time, and around 200 years worth of food and poo breaks (this right here is just a wild guess), plus 20 because they're men, not boys. So life expectancy would have to round to about 2220 or more if they get to retire after screwing in the bulbs (after all, the poor fellas deserve it). And if we include sleep/rest time, we spend about a third of our life sleeping, so that would add about 333 years, so it would add up to 2553+ years of life expectancy. What was I talking about again? Oh, yeah. They'd still take 1000 years to do it which, according to an online time converter, is 525,949,200 minutes. What do you wish there was a Chip's Challenge tileset of?
  8. I think they would make good pets if they actually had more complex brains. But the way I see them, they have brains just enough to see, breathe, stand, walk, chase, and eat (and reproduce if they have that ability, if not, then maybe cloning is the only form of teeth reproduction). But since teeth brain complexity is mainly subjective, you decide for yourself. BTW: I just realized how ridiculous the phrase "teeth brain complexity" sounds if one were to use it in front of someone who doesn't know what Chip's Challenge is. 🤣 I know it's hard to keep an open heart, when even friends seem out to harm you. But if you could heal a broken heart, wouldn't time be out to charm you?
  9. Okay, then maybe I just haven't come across any level with an identical walll layout as another, yet, or wasn't paying enough attention. And as such, I assumed it's something people shy away from (except with official sets). Thanks for the info.
  10. I know y'all are busy, you can respond whenever you get the chance, but I would like to ask the community something because there seems to be no written rules about it. Okay, is it okay to make your own "walls of" level of a random user-created level? I understand plagiarism is a concern, but I think that it could work given the right circumstances. Like making the level objective, concept, or contents totally different from the level you got the wall layout from. Also, no more than one level from a set or creator, or no levelsets made mostly of random "walls of" levels (of course, official sets are an exception). I don't plan on making a level of this type, but I have been tempted to do one or two just as an experiment to see if I were capable of leaving in just the walls and turn it into something totally different, and just as fun, but I was like "maybe it's not something that's going to be well recieved". So what does everyone else think?
  11. Ya know, I was giving my own question some thought last night, and came up with an answer of my own: a- even though they were asked to calmly discuss a topic, after about ten minutes, they drive each other crazy, lose it, and break into a fight. b- they become aware of each other's speach patterns, they don't understand each other at first, but realize they fill in each other's cracks, so they become great friends (assuming both of them are men, as i did call them "guys" in my question, if they were gay, they'd possibly even fall in love and get married). Anyways, as great friends, they'd go everywhere together and make a combined effort to engage in conversation with other people. The one guy would start talking and the other guy would finish off what they both were trying to say. After a lot of time together (8 years or so?), maybe they'd know each other so much, they'd be able to perfectly start and finish their sentences between the two. To answer your question, it depends. What would get hotter? The outlet, or the fork itself? How about both? Anyways, like it or not, bread contains water, so if you stab a piece of bread in the outlet, you'd indeed get your toast, but you'd get electricuted yourself. If the fork gets hot, just use the fork to toast your bread instead, and put it in the outlet each time you need to heat it up. Chip is a nerd. Why isn't there a "bully" monster yet?
  12. My name is Hash1, my quest is to collect as many keys as possible, maybe one day I'll find the key to her heart. My favorite color I can't tell. It's a tie between green, blue, and gray. What if we conduct an experiment? Put two specific individuals in the same room: a guy who makes a lot of sense at first, but the more he talks, the less sense he makes; and a guy who starts talking, makes no sense at first, but starts making sense the more he explains himself. Ask them to calmly discuss a topic. What do you think would happen?
  13. He can only see in one direction at a time, this is partially due to his squared eyes, only 4 - 9 tiles in a direction, and never diagonally. He can't directly see what's around him all the time, but his Chipey senses keep going off, which project in his head a mental image of what is around him (very useful senses, and very nice of them to always be availible). In fact, when playing through puzzles, he has his eyes closed most of the time, as they're not very reliable. What the player sees when playing Chip's Challenge, is essentially a representation of what Chip can see through his mind via his Chipey senses. The player's moves are a representation of Chip's response to what he sees through his mind. He keeps looking at the player because he can actually see you looking at him, and he keeps wondering what kind of world he's in, where a giant person keeps staring at him through a rectangular opening in the roof, and imitating his movements by pressing the directional keys. Chip keeps thinking this giant is just obsessed with him, but anyways, why is that giant there? What gives it access to the other side of the clubhouse's roof? Does Melinda know about this? Is she ok with it? (These are Chip's questions, not mine). How does Chip erase a tile of dirt, way bigger than his feet, slightly before he steps on it, in less than a milisecond? Why doesn't his shoes end up collecting so much dirt, enough to create a dirt path wherever he goes when he's done stepping on dirt? Does dirt on his shoes ruin complex electric things he steps on (like force floors, teleports, or the exit)?
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