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  1. Yes. In the Chuck Sommerville Cinematic Universe, not only is Chuck god, but Chuck is also the guy who got nailed to a cross. He's smugly waiting for Bridgestone to realize this and discard ownership of the Chip's Challenge trademark out of disgust. If Chip is such a tool, how come the red thief doesn't confiscate him?
  2. Yes. Thankfully, in real life we keep things behind rows of at least twenty locked doors - much higher than "several". I had to open a hundred and five doors to get on my computer and write this reply, and six more to press my "backspace" key when I made a typo. And once I'm done typing my question, I have to shut them all. Why hasn't Bridgestone taken advantage of owning Chip's Challenge by making a series of religious cartoons where Chip and Melinda get up to wacky hijinks while studying the Bible?
  3. Chip can swim just fine, but if he does then the other kids will see his wet pants and mock him for peeing himself. If he has the flippers, he can show them the flippers to prove he was swimming, but if he doesn't have the flippers he drowns himself on contact with water to avoid suffering such a humiliating fate. (Oh, and he can't step over one-tile pools of water because he... doesn't like to. The same way he doesn't like to tear down the chip socket with his bare hands before finding all the chips.) Why do people ask me where I can see myself in 24 days?
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  6. I'm not good at yes-or-no questions, sorry. Where does ice go when it melts? Does it go to heaven?
  7. The Chips wiki is now at https://wiki.bitbusters.club/, and you should be able to see an image of the level on any level page you go to.
  8. Oh fuck, right now? (except not a crappy youtube upload)
  9. No, he wasn't allowed to bring a hacksaw. Why doesn't Chip get an electric shock when he stands on an active wire?
  10. I would add a Vladimir player, to compliment Chip and Melinda. Vladimir would be able to cross ice without slipping and walk on dirt/gravel, and also always moves at double speed, and has a gun he can shoot hte enemies with, and he has a health bar that can be refilled by picking up boots. Also if a thief tries to stael his things he gets in a fistfight with him. Why doesn't Chuck just take over development on Tile World 3?
  11. Yep, which is why I suggest you suppress your ability to heal a broken heart and never attempt to practice it. Abstract concepts like time tend to be very controlling, sometimes abusive lovers. Never mind what horrifying half-corporeal beings you'd produce if you ever decided to have kids together. If a thousand men can screw in a thousand lightbulbs in a thousand years, how many minutes does it take for a hundred men to screw in a hundred lightbulbs?
  12. Per empirical evidence, there are three possible outcomes: 1. The two instantly combust into nothingness, as though antimatter and matter had collided. (Scratch that: the exact same reaction as when antimatter and matter collide.) 2. The two conversators gradually swap identities, the gradual nonsense conversator becoming the gradual sense conversator and vice-versa. Halfway through the conversation, they are one mind split between two bodies. If you had enough gradual nonsense and gradual sense conversators involved, they would, for a period of time, be combined into a hivemind representative of humanity itself. That or a really efficient think tank. 3. The sense-making and nonsense-making spiral off into infinity. That is, the second guy eventually starts making so much sense that he is wiser than the Dalai Llama and Larry the Cable Guy combined, and the first guy eventually forgets how to feed himself. Say I stick a fork with a rubber handle in an outlet. Can I take the fork out and stab a piece of bread to instantly toast it?
  13. Bandcamp? Do we do Bandcamp here? Yes, no? Okay. https://ridiculon.bandcamp.com/track/fundamentum
  14. Chip steps on the dirt so fucking hard the dirt doesn't even get on his shoes, it just nopes out of existence. The electric stuff does get damaged when dirt gets on it, but the auto-replicating nanobots inside every tile repair it instantly, hence why dirt blocks work just fine with force floors and the like. As a bit of bonus trivia, the exit is actually a jacuzzi, and the water is so hot that it creates constant ripples through heat-based sonarpulsular hydric deformation inertia conservative preservation reestablishment. This also explains why everyone refuses to push dirt blocks on it: don't want to ruin your hot bath to take after the level's over, do you? What is your name? What is your quest? What is your favorite color?
  15. No. Blobs are just malformed plastic discs with glitter inside. Chip is allergic to plastic. Why do the ghosts have human hands? Are they just white guys wearing sheets with eyeholes? Is Chip fighting the KKK?
  16. The red teeth aren't just racist towards the blue teeth, they're racist towards pretty much everyone. One of them once called Chip a "perfect set of pearls on a rotting bag of meat". The only reason they run away from Melinda is because girls have cooties. The blue teeth don't appear often because they have social anxiety, and constantly worry that their presence might be dragging down the level, the way blobs drag down Blobnet. The blobs don't care, of course, and would happily ruin any level they can get their green sticky fingers which they totally have on, but that's a story for another time. Blue teeth only run towards Melinda because they think she might be an introvert like them. (She's not. She does improv in her spare time.) In response to Gavin's answer -- so just about every Bit Buster is a body double for either Chip or Melinda? Are they just really obsessed?
  17. What you don't understand is that Stolp's username is not to be read as "pie guy", but rather "pi eguy" - that is, an internet guy who talks about pi. Any evidence to the contrary (e.g. http://davidstolp.com/old/pie.php) is simply the exception that proves the rule true. How do the bandits steal Chip's boots and keys if they're stuck in the floor? Doesn't it hurt when Chip steps on them? And how did they get themselves stuck in the floor?
  18. Because whereas all the other buttons are amazing, the green button is just boring. Brown button: Frees trapped creatures from their cages. Promotes environmental concern and the welfare of our ecosystem. Red button: Creates new matter at no cost, potentially reversing entropy or something sciencey. Blue button: Reverses tanks. Can be used to stop wars. The president ought to have one on hand. Green button: Makes some walls pop up or down? Lame. For that matter, pink and black buttons can generate free electricity, orange buttons can deactivate flamethrowers, yellow buttons allow you to control tanks for yourself (letting you decide the outcome of wars) and gray buttons are fucking awesome. If chip has to go pee or poo where does he go pee. or poop.....
  19. Chip is a big compass buff and would be saddened to bits if he weren't able to put his homemade novelty always-points-south compass to use. Also because forward/back/left/right would be relative to Chip's position and a pain with directional notation but LITERALLY NO-ONE cares about that. Name one person who thinks directional notation is useful. Right. Nobody. Why come helmets can protect you from spaceships, fireballs, ghosts, and robots, but not a bowling ball? And if helmets protect you from fireballs, shouldn't Chip be able to walk across fire with a helmet by doing a handstand? Related: if Chip has fire boots, how come he can't just kick fireballs away?
  20. OOF is actually an acronym for Out Of Footspace, meaning "out of room to move one's feet". When Chip is confused as to why he's no longer able to move forward, he remembers this acronym, and says it to himself out of astonishment. If Four Plex was so good, why was there no Five Plex? Similarly, where's The First Laugh? And The First Starfighter?
  21. Does a bear poop in the woods? Does a rover on teeth mode with speed boots still move at half speed? Does Allack not know Four Plex is a CC1 level? Anyway, Chip is far too innocent a lad to go out throwing wild teen parties, since that would expose the existence of the clubhouse and its many impossible creatures. In his free time, as revealed by Alphabet Soup's decade message, Melinda comes over to his house to "help him study". Because he apparently isn't good with school or social life. Clone machines replicate matter at no major energy cost. Why doesn't Melinda sell or abuse this technology and get rich?
  22. There are less high-quality eyeglasses being sold at affordable prices, as such, people with bad eyesight are gradually becoming blinder and blinder. Why does Melinda treat gravel as a solid tile, even if she's being hurled at it by a force floor? Do her shoes expel some sort of force field that prevent her from moving onto rough surfaces?
  23. A glider is actually a man with an unusually shaped hang glider. The cyan spot is just really ugly decoration. He can fly over water, but fire (and slime) makes him really nervous so he either steers away from it or loses his grip and falls in. Why does chip *need* chips?
  24. Copy-pasting from Discord is broken as shite, but since this doesn't make sense without the reactions, here goes nothing: [12:50 PM]Tyler Sontag {Ban Invalid Tile}: dont talk to the banned woman [12:51 PM]Block N Roller: excuse me [12:51 PM]Block N Roller: I thought I was the banned one [12:51 PM]Evil Nutella: Are women invalid tiles? [12:51 PM]Tyler Sontag {Ban Invalid Tile}: nutella mommy is the banned one [12:51 PM]Evil Nutella: She's not even on the server [12:52 PM]Evil Nutella: But yes, I'd ban her too [12:52 PM]Evil Nutella: Also, Nutella mommy doesn't like nutella [12:53 PM]Tyler Sontag {Ban Invalid Tile}: Sad! [12:53 PM]Evil Nutella: Good for me, I get to eat all the Nutella [12:55 PM]Heymuti: nutella mommy > nutella daddy 3 [12:55 PM]Heymuti: i don't make the laws i just enforce them 3 [12:55 PM]Heymuti: [12:55 PM]Heymuti: i just realized i have another crush on a cop [12:55 PM]Heymuti: leftist cred destroyed [12:58 PM]Evil Nutella: Yes, Nutella mommy>Nutella daddy [12:58 PM]Evil Nutella: Just don't tell her I said that [1:00 PM]Heymuti: is there a nutella baby [1:03 PM]Evil Nutella: Not yet Because 2 [1:03 PM]Bouncycles: Two of them are enough [1:03 PM]Bouncycles: We don't want more Nutella spread around the planet
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