Discord Quotes

[Indyindeed 9]

So with the community having migrated from Skype to Discord, I'm starting a new thread for quotes from Discord.

 

Here's one that just happened a few minutes ago to start:

[jamesa7171 at 12:44 AM] [10/21/2014 11:38:11 PM] James Anderson: wow i need more sleep oof, still true

[Flareon350 at 12:45 AM] :sun:

[jamesa7171 at 12:45 AM] someday my tombstone will read "at least now he can get more sleep"

[random 8 222]

[7:26 PM] Flareon350: WoCCLP3 updated to fix the Exit Exaggeration bust @Tom Brown found
[7:44 PM] Tom Brown: I was originally thinking that maybe a simple force floor would do but I guess that works too
[7:45 PM] Flareon350: A simple force floor where
[7:45 PM] Icey: in the level
?3

[random 8 222]

Adventures in the Audit Log, Part 1

[Indyindeed 9]

[10:30 PM] Icey: group project

[10:30 PM] Icey: aaaand my groupmates want to do this while drunk, f**k (edited)

[10:31 PM] Flareon350: good plan

[10:31 PM] Icey: that sounds gay I should add a comma

[ncrecc 3]

[11:30 PM] Icey: can humans and fish coexist
[11:30 PM] Tyler Sontag: f** no
[11:30 PM] Icey: also yo
[11:30 PM] Indyindeed: do crabs think that fish are flying
[11:30 PM] Icey: speech class
[11:30 PM] Tyler Sontag: f** their stupid wet asses

[Indyindeed 9]

[9:13 PM] Vehudur / Lessinath: Sleep? I have caffene

[9:13 PM] Vehudur / Lessinath: apparently I don't have spelling though

[9:14 PM] Ry?n J.: yeah it's spelled covfefe

[random 8 222]

[5:50 AM] geodave: Why hasn't anyone made a more sexist Melinda?
[11:03 AM] Ryan J.: someone a while ago made a pink dress version of melinda in CC1, does that count?
[11:30 AM] jamesa7171: Chip finally beats the final level to gain access to the exclusive Chip's Challenge Bit Busters Club. He walks over to the clubhouse only to see a big sign on the front door: NO BOYS ALLOWED. Game over. Press F2 to start a new game and try again? (It won't matter.)

There's your more sexist Melinda, Dave.
:sun: 5
1
[11:31 AM] Ryan J.:
[11:31 AM] Jay Bee: LOL
[11:31 AM] geodave: Lol

[Flareon350 600]

Tyler Sontag Today at 10:47 PM
Hidden walls are not fine. Teach your kids to say no when a stranger offers them hidden walls
Flareon350 Today at 10:48 PM
what if the stranger offers them blue walls?
Vehudur / Lessinath Today at 10:48 PM
Pfft, you and your reasonable approaches to level building, Josh
Jay Bee Today at 10:48 PM
I kind of ended up doing that for the big space in Canyon of Lost Color :stuck_out_tongue:
Except with force floors
Tyler Sontag Today at 10:48 PM
Blue walls are aight
Though they are a gateway to green walls
Indyindeed Today at 10:48 PM
What about
invisible walls
Tyler Sontag Today at 10:49 PM
NO! UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU FEED THEM TO YOUR CHILDREN

anyway pasting discord quotes is kind of weird

[Indyindeed 9]

Isaac Today at 10:35 PM

how's that discord quotes thread doin btw

[Indyindeed 9]

TylerBot 4444 Today at 9:36 PM

I haven't been paying attention to anything tbh

[sharpeye468 27]

Inzane Today at 1:50 AM

they can be used well but cc1 set forth a dumb precedent

where level design was basically centered around "collecting all chips then exiting"

which completely ignores various cool concepts that don't align with that

[CC2]Sharpeye468 Today at 1:51 AM

One question about that

Inzane Today at 1:51 AM

i.e. socket nails

[CC2]Sharpeye468 Today at 1:51 AM

How f***in stoned are you

Inzane Today at 1:51 AM

i mean

[ncrecc 3]

[8:57 PM]ncrecc 455:

anyway how does steal stuff, he doesn't have hands

 

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[8:58 PM]RedSlash:

plucks off your shoes with his teeth

 

 

[8:58 PM]RedSlash:

when you step on him

 

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[8:59 PM]The Architect:

The sheer terrifying epicness of his dark-glassed stare knocks the items right out of Chip's pockets (Chip has timid pockets).

[ncrecc 3]

[7:51 PM]Inzane:

you can't preserve things in a chat

 

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[7:51 PM][CC2]Sharpeye468:

We cant even link channel names

 

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[7:51 PM]Flareon350:

no jokes allowed here

 

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[7:51 PM]Inzane:

which is what the cczone skype thread was for

 

 

[7:51 PM]Inzane:

but we don't even preserve shit anymore lmao

 

 

[7:51 PM]Inzane:

discord quotes thread is dead as fuck

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[Flareon350 600]

[random 8 222]

Adventures in the Audit Log, Part 2

[IceyLava108 322]

10:34 PM]My Wife Left Me:

why the fuck did my roommate just sit down in front of my room

[10:34 PM]My Wife Left Me:

and start fucking vaping

[10:34 PM]Dumas:

anyway back from the do prison assignments channel

[10:34 PM]My Wife Left Me:

[10:34 PM]Dumas:

thanks

[10:36 PM]Smash Dumbfuck:

i sense jealousy of the coolness of your roommate

[10:37 PM]My Wife Left Me:

I'm confused why he sat like

[10:37 PM]My Wife Left Me:

right in front of my room though

[10:37 PM]My Wife Left Me:

"oh well I'm blowing it that way"

[10:37 PM]My Wife Left Me:

Doesn't matter I can smell your burnt ass raspberry or whatever fucking flavour that is

[10:37 PM]My Wife Left Me:

fuck off

[10:38 PM]Dumas:

he's too cuul for schuul, so he'll hit a juul

[10:38 PM]Smash Dumbfuck:

shut up fuul

[10:38 PM]Dumas:

you're banned

[Flareon350 600]

[10:55 PM]Lame Stoner:

wish we had a screenshot of the birth of the ; meme

[10:55 PM]Bannable Lecter:

;

[10:55 PM]Lame Stoner:

might be in the thread somewhere in text form

[10:55 PM]Bannable Lecter:

how did i start tho

[10:55 PM]Lame Stoner:

well

[10:55 PM]Lame Stoner:

we said

[10:55 PM]Lame Stoner:

if we repeatedly add things

[10:55 PM]Lame Stoner:

we get multiplcation!

[10:56 PM]Lame Stoner:

and if we repeatedly multiple things

[10:56 PM]Lame Stoner:

ooh, we get exponents

[10:56 PM]Lame Stoner:

but how do we undo exponents

[10:56 PM]Lame Stoner:

oh, square roots!

[10:56 PM]Lame Stoner:

but wait, how do we square root a negative number

[10:56 PM]Lame Stoner:

thus i was born(edited)

[10:56 PM]Bannable Lecter:

it*

[10:56 PM]Bannable Lecter:

thanks

[Flareon350 600]

[sharpeye468 27]

WikiMan Today at 2:27 AM

use of 'official' is lol

if it didnt come out of chuck's penis, its not official

Doritos do not have ridges Today at 2:27 AM

use of "use of 'official' is lol" is lol

My Wife Left Me Today at 2:27 AM

use of "use of "use of 'official' is lol" is lol" is lol

Doritos do not have ridges Today at 2:28 AM

use of "use of "use of "use of 'official' is lol" is lol" is lol" is lol

[random 8 222]

[chipster1059 129]

3 hours ago, random 8 said:

May I point out that this occured in a private group and not in the main server?

[chipster1059 129]

Tyler "The Dictator" Sontag: chip mcchip on dirt
Tyler "The Dictator" Sontag:
Tyler "The Dictator" Sontag: exposed
Cowman_133: CHIP MCCHIP IS NOT A CARPET
Tyler "The Dictator" Sontag: have you asked him?
Indyindeed: chip is a monster in lynx
Indyindeed: F#CK YOU
Flareon350: :chip:
Cowman_133: > LYNX
Cowman_133: imagine caring about lynx
Flareon350: oh
Indyindeed: lynx is the reason invalid tiles are invalid
Indyindeed: f#ck you
Flareon350: emote fail
Flareon350:
Cowman_133: they're invalid because they are dumber than dumbeye468
Indyindeed: nop
[...]
Tyler "The Dictator" Sontag: anyway it still is my firm belief that chip mcchip is a carpet

[chipster1059 129]

Flareon350: source: I'm a mod
Sharpeye: Who made you a mod, anyway?
Tyler "The Dictator" Sontag: Chuck's son
Flareon350: confirmed
[...]
mobius: I am the son of Chuck
Indyindeed: I am the son of God
Sharpeye: same thing
Sharpeye: chuck is god

 

Moonman: Oh hey Allack is online
Allack:
Hello
Janaszar: *wave* Hello.
Allack: Been playing in the new CastAR chat which is now Tilt5
Allack: https://discord.gg/JGAgRe
Allack: The AR hardware that Jeri created (Jeri also created the Valve VR solution used by HTC Vive)
Moonman: Oh man AR Chips when?
Naemuti: ^
[...]
Bouncycles: Allack robot confirmed

[chipster1059 129]

From 1 April.  Nearly everyone was impersonating Tyler, so the real usernames will be in ().

chipster1059: EPIC NEWS! A CC3 beta appears to be available on Steam! https://tinyurl.com/2fcpre6
Tyler Sontag (Indy): oh!
Tyler Sontag (Moonman): Oh damn that looks cool
Tyler Sontag (Moonman): I like the red tank
IHNN: With built in TASing tools for routing :open_mouth:
Tyler Sontag (Indy): i believe that's called the youtube play bar :KappaHD:
☭ (Zane): is this 2007
The Real Tyler Sontag (Cowman): Thanks Allack, very cool
Tyler Sontag (Moonman): not quite sure i agree with adding Vlad. there as a new playable character but whatever he probably won't get used much
Tyler Sontag (Naemuti): lmao i can't believe you fell for that
Tyler Sontag (Naemuti): this is the REAL CC3 trailer
Tyler Sontag (Naemuti): https://bit.ly/2DsbjsH
[...]
Tyler Sontag (Moonman):
Tyler Sontag (Moonman):
Tyler Sontag (Moonman):
Tyler Sontag (Moonman): is SUCC open source?
[...]
IHNN: https://github.com/jgdhs27/SuperCC/tree/master/src
Tyler Sontag (Moonman): ew f#ck I forgot it was java
The Fake Tyler Sontag (really Tyler): >is distributed as a JAR file
The Fake Tyler Sontag (really Tyler): >forgets it’s Java
The Fake Tyler Sontag (really Tyler): Tyler plz
Tyler Sontag (Moonman): i don't actually have it downloaded
Tyler Sontag (Moonman): i just wanted to see it because its the most developed thing we have
Tyler Sontag (Moonman): so if we really needed to we could turn it into cc3
[...]
Tyler Sontag (Moonman): someone go find Chuck's son and spam him to let us help with cc3
[...]
The Fake Tyler Sontag (really Tyler): Also CC3 would not revert to discrete tile movements over animated tile movement
Tyler Sontag (Moonman): wait is SuCC MS only?
chipster1059: Yes.
Tyler Sontag (Moonman): Moonman asking basic f#cking questions
chipster1059: Who?
chipster1059: I don't know any Moonman.
chipster1059: Only Tyler Sontag.
[...]
markus: java is a good language
markus: idk why thats even controversial
IHNN: I don't like using it
chipster1059: The best programming language is obviously Brainfuck.
Tyler Sontag (Naemuti): *Malbolge
[...]
Tyler Sontag (Josh): Firefox is the one true browser
chipster1059: Firefox is the best.
Tyler Sontag (Sharpeye): I like internet explorer 6.0
The Fake Tyler Sontag (really Tyler): I like Netscape Navigator
Tyler Sontag (Naemuti): i like bonzi buddy
The Fake Tyler Sontag (really Tyler): MOTHERF#CKING BONZAI BUDDY!
The Fake Tyler Sontag (really Tyler): what a throwback

Edited April 12 by chipster1059

[chipster1059 129]

Invalid Tile: i did a quick google search for blocker's dozen and i found this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvWIKobksHM#t=8m13s
Invalid Tile: is this it? or am i being dumb
chipster1059: No, this was another attempt at recreating the level.
Invalid Tile: ah
Invalid Tile: there should be a set that's just different peoples' attempts to remake it :KappaHD:
[...]
ChiaraW: fail melinda wouldn't do a puzzle and a maze in a dress while surrounded by water and fire
ChiaraW: lol xD
[...]
ChiaraW: Imagine doing the cc1 levels built in real life in a floor length pink dress?
[...]
Invalid Tile: i'm gay but only for melinda
Flareon350:
ChiaraW: +   = :baby_bottle: +
Indyindeed: oh
Flareon350: Something doesn't add up there
Invalid Tile: chip + melinda = indy teeth?
Indyindeed: chip + melinda = in de teeth
ChiaraW: I was trying to say they'd raise baby teeth monsters
Indyindeed: but why
ChiaraW: idk
Invalid Tile: that ends badly
ChiaraW: made more sense in my head
[...]
markus: ok
markus: i still dont really understand what you're doing
Moonman: I'll be honest
Moonman: Neither do I really
[...]
Moonman: i like how i can ask a basic programming question and then Architect will come in and explain how to cure cancer with only XOR shifts
The Architect:

enum {
    OK = 0x0,
    CANCER = 0x1
};

int health = OK;

health |= CANCER;

health >>= 1;