geodave 98 Report post Posted March 22, 2012 Not so much a joke as a weird observation.... I work in an office building. In the hallway outside the office to the elevators, there are paintings (prints) on the walls. What are they paintings of? Hallways! And in those hallways in those paintings in my hallway, what's on the walls? Paintings! And I imagine if I could make out what's in those paintings...they would be hallways..... ARRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BitBuster 85 Report post Posted March 22, 2012 Reminded me of this: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jblewis 324 Report post Posted March 24, 2012 Calvin and Hobbes: "High" Art! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BitBuster 85 Report post Posted March 24, 2012 :nod Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jblewis 324 Report post Posted March 24, 2012 The only issue I see with "Walker the Frog" is that it basically has two puns. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BitBuster 85 Report post Posted March 24, 2012 Exactly: so bad it's good! (Maybe.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lessinath 45 Report post Posted March 24, 2012 Permission to use that level title is requested unless it's already been reserved, in which case tell me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BitBuster 85 Report post Posted March 25, 2012 As far as I know it hasn't been requested. I certainly relinquish any claim to it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
random 8 222 Report post Posted February 3, 2013 a joke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
random 8 222 Report post Posted March 23, 2013 An atom walks into a bar. The bartender is getting the atom a drink when suddenly it begins to cry. The bartender asks "What's the matter?" The atom cries even more. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jblewis 324 Report post Posted March 23, 2013 Why is the fruit-loving engaged couple upset? They cantaloupe. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
random 8 222 Report post Posted March 26, 2013 Probably somewhat old by now, but still worth it: "Who sang that song that goes like 'i got passion in my pants and i ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it...'?" > "L.M.F.A.O." > "lmfao" > "LMFAO" > "lmfao" > "lmfao" "What's so funny?!?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rockdet 99 Report post Posted March 26, 2013 This one is just a bunch of bad buns... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hash1 10 Report post Posted January 10, 2014 In soviet Russia... ...chips pick up you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
random 8 222 Report post Posted January 10, 2014 I was just going to revive this topic.... Anyway, I was just watching "Jeopardy!". One of the categories was something about body parts (i missed the beginning and couldn't read the category on screen or tell what the contestants said) and one of the clues was Your shoe and your mouth both have one. The correct answer was "What is a tongue?"My immediate thought was "What is a foot?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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random 8 222 Report post Posted February 6, 2014 “Have i told you the story about the birds and the bees?”“I don't think so.”“Well, you see, when a bird and a bee love each other very much…” Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quiznos00 531 Report post Posted February 6, 2014 Here's a joke: Zane's number of reputation points. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jbdude55 48 Report post Posted February 6, 2014 When I was younger, my brother once asked me, "Why did the chicken cross the road?", to which I replied "To get to the other side." Apparently, this was not the correct answer, as he then proceeded to scream right in my face "NO, IT'S BECAUSE IT DID - LIVE WITH IT!" before storming off and throwing a chair at a wall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mobius 58 Report post Posted February 6, 2014 “Have i told you the story about the birds and the bees?” “I don't think so.” “Well, you see, when a bird and a bee love each other very much…” ...one of them is going to get hurt very badly.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
random 8 222 Report post Posted October 23, 2014 Yesterday, I overheard someone talking about the contraction of muscles. Sounds like an awful disease. I hope its not related to measles..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andante 3 Report post Posted July 30, 2017 Two blondes walked into a bar, ordered drinks, and sat down. They proceeded to clink their glasses and excitedly shout, "54 days! 54 days!" Then a third blonde joined them with her drink, and the three repeatedly clinked their glasses and exclaimed, "54 days! 54 days!" The bartender could not contain his curiosity. He walked over to the table and said, "I couldn't help but notice your happy celebration. Just what are you toasting?" One of the blondes replied, "We found a jigsaw puzzle that said 2-3 years. But the three of us solved it in just 54 days!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andante 3 Report post Posted July 30, 2017 An atom walks into a bar. The bartender is getting the atom a drink when suddenly it begins to cry. The bartender asks "What's the matter?" The atom cries even more. I realize an atom might be sensitive about its lack of matter, but why was he crying before the bartender said anything? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NiHaoMike 0 Report post Posted August 13, 2017 What's the difference between the North pole and the South pole? All the difference in the world! What's the difference between always going up and always going down? No official CC level can be solved by always going up. (Until someone adds one to CCLP5 to break the joke...) How do you see osmosis in action? Put salt on a snail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
