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Granted, but winter now lasts 7 of the 10 other months because of the climatic changes.

 

I wish I was in a spaceship.

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Granted, but winter now lasts 7 of the 10 other months because of the climatic changes.

 

I wish I was in a spaceship.

 

Granted, but it would be headed for a star 10 lightyears away, which means you would die before making it.

 

I wish I could go to the moon and back as safely as I could travel by car.

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Granted, but the car trip is a toy car trip on a busy highway, so you get squashed anyway.

 

I wish I had a Nobel price.

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Granted, but then you'd have to go to Sweden to accept it.

 

I wish I had time to create some awesome levels and release them!

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Granted, but then nobody downloads them because you forgot to say you released it.

 

I wish I could sleep for more than 10 hours a day.

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Granted but since you have to work 13 hours a day you have an hour a day to eat, shower and other things, so you can't come anymore to the Internets.

 

I wish I had a banjo.

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Granted, but competitive play would be a lot harder on the Nintendo controls and CC wouldn't be nearly as popular as it is now.

 

I wish I would've solved CCLP2 and CCLP3 without looking at solutions.

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Granted, but that doesn't include asking ManipulatorGeneral for help.

 

I wish my YouTube account would get way more comments and less spam (coughcoughearnsubscribers.comcoughcoughsub4subcoughcoughcough).

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Granted but those comments are all hasty and contain heavy critics.

 

I wish I had more subscribers.

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Granted, but you'll be getting fat and will have a lot of health problems

 

I wish for a CCLP4 project to be realized.

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Granted, but you'll be getting fat and will have a lot of health problems

 

I wish for a CCLP4 project to be realized.

 

Hey I need to get fat for my weight :P (got high metabolism)

 

 

 

Granted, but it will be forced to have pure unforgiving levels in it.

 

I wish I could make money off my videos.

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I wish I could make money off my videos.

Granted, but you lose it all fighting a bogus copyright lawsuit.

 

I wish I could forget the solutions to all levels in CCLP3 (including my own), so I could have the fun of playing it like everybody else.

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Granted, but then you won't ever solve YCTaOFNT!

 

I wish more people would start plaing CC and join the online community.

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Granted, but the site would be filled with n00bs and cheaters by placing Chip next to the exit on every level.

 

I wish I can re-complete CC1 today (which won't happen even if I tried)

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Granted, but people would hate you because your too damn awesome.

 

I wish I could contribute to the CC Community more.

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Granted, but you lost: THE GAME

 

Nooooooo Why would you do this???

 

I wish I could contribute to the CC Community more.

 

Granted, but then you contribute out too much and then people hate you because you're too annoying.

 

I wish I could graduate from school ASAP.

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Granted but you skipped most important classes for higher studies and you end up with no job and live in the streets.

 

I wish I wasn't so annoying.

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Granted, but people will start to annoy you.

 

I wish I could help more with people's problems and be a better friend.

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Granted but nobody cares for your problems.

 

I wish Rock-Beta came up tomorrow with another 65 good levels of mine.

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Granted but nobody cares for your problems.

 

I wish Rock-Beta came up tomorrow with another 65 good levels of mine.

 

Granted, but the BETA lives up to its name and renders half the levels with busts or unsolvable.

 

I wish all the people I'm subscribed to would automatically become twice as funny. (Not that they aren't funny already)

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