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Granted, but then they'll stop posting.

 

 

I wish the Beatles had never existed.

 

Wow -- Beatle hate.

 

Anyway, since the person above didn't say anything....

 

I wish I had a billion dollars

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Granted, but it would all turn into ice and make road travel a nightmare.

 

I wish the Lying Sack of Crap song would automatically play in real life when I catch someone in a lie.

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Wish granted, but then the aliens get mad cow disease and decide to retaliate by annihilating planet Earth.

 

 

I wish Hayden Christensen never decided to become an "actor."

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Granted, but then MacCauley Culkin plays Anakin Skywalker and the movie tanks and they never make episode three.

 

I wish winter was over tomorrow.

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Granted, but then all the polar ice caps melt, flood the earth, and ultimately doom the whole planet to a fate of mass starvation, plundering, and all that fun stuff (yay global warming).

 

 

I wish I could find a job that would pay me for sitting around and goofing off on Internet forums.

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Granted but you become allergic to computers so you get fired.

 

I wish I had more free time to do everything I'd like to do.

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Granted, but it increases the chance of the appearance of genetic diseases from long lost family members.

 

I wish I could have Internet anywhere.

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Granted, but then you turn into an unproductive blob.

 

 

I wish all the people who enjoy "The Family Circus" were exiled to some godforsaken hellhole, such as downtown Columbus.

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Granted, but then the US Government relocates to Columbus and the Family Circus becomes a national cult.

 

I wish Calvin & Hobbes and Bloom County were still publishing new comics every Sunday.

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the Family Circus becomes a national cult.

 

You mean it's not most of the way there already anyway? ;)

 

 

Re: your wish, it's granted, but the syndicates long ago replaced the original artists with art school hacks.

 

 

 

I wish people would realize that voting against your economic interests for the sake of taking a stand against gay rights is not the best policy to adopt.

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Granted, but the newly voted government passes a bill that forces everyone to give all their money to the government.

 

I wish I had a good way to start my new level

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Granted but the price of water and heat would be severely high.

 

I wish I could find some way to start JoshL4.

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Granted, but then you find you can't stop and soon there are 1200 levels and your computer explodes (literally, with smoke and junk.)

 

I wish everyone loved Spiralball.

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Granted but then your wife ignores you because she can't love anything else.

 

I wish I wasn't sick.

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Granted but then your wife ignores you because she can't love anything else.

 

I wish I wasn't sick.

 

Granted, but the cure involves playing and beating Old Frog New Tricks.

 

I wish I could have more time to record JoshL2.

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