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Here you have to grant the wish of the last poster, but enonciate a bad consequence of it so that it's corrupted. (In the form of "Granted, but [insert very bad thing]". Then you make a wish. START!

 

I wish I had time to optimize CC.

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Granted, but you will be forced to optimize Blobnet, Blobdance, and Bloblake fully before anything else.

 

I wish CC2 were released soon.

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Granted, Melinda has replaced every blob appearance for 2 walkers.

 

I wish I had a dog named Bill.

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Granted, Melinda has replaced every blob appearance for 2 walkers.

 

I wish I had a dog named Bill.

 

Granted, but then the Bill jokes in your LP's will no longer be funny because of barking interruptions.

 

I wish CCLP1 were a set with ONLY all of my levels and nothing else.

 

(These don't have to be serious wishes, right?)

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Granted, but all the levels you play from now on are only five seconds long.

 

I wish Japanese Game Show were in CCLP3.

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Granted, but no one plays it.

 

I wish I had more patience.

 

Granted, but you will be over-patient and take a whole year to complete Blobdance.

 

I wish YouTube didn't have so many spambots.

 

EDIT: Ninja'd there.

 

 

 

Granted, but all the levels you play from now on are only five seconds long.

 

I wish Japanese Game Show were in CCLP3.

 

Granted, but then CCLP3 would take 1,000,000 years to fully optimize on all levels that don't involve randomness.

 

I wish YouTube didn't have so many spambots.

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Granted, but you will lose viewers every day for a month.

 

 

I wish I could get in the top 10 for CCLP2.

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Granted, but by the time you're done, you're now 132 years old and your whole life has passed by your eyes.

 

I wish I had made a good level like Cloner's Maze.

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Granted, but by the time you're done, you're now 132 years old and your whole life has passed by your eyes.

 

I wish I had made a good level like Cloner's Maze.

 

Granted, but it will be only MS compatible and never get into any official sets.

 

I wish CCLP1 would be released within the next 2 months.

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Granted but you will be the last to be informed of it's release.

 

I wish to have a good idea for Level 75 of JoshL3.

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Granted but you will be the last to be informed of it's release.

 

I wish to have a good idea for Level 75 of JoshL3.

 

Granted, but this idea gives you no choice but to include a lucky timing somewhere (which really happened to me once).

 

I wish CCLP3 would grow viral and attract tons of people to download Tile World.

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Granted, but this idea gives you no choice but to include a lucky timing somewhere (which really happened to me once).

 

I wish CCLP3 would grow viral and attract tons of people to download Tile World.

 

Granted, but then everybody rages over levels in the set and it dies off quickly.

 

I wish I could beat Pieguy at CCLP3 records.

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Granted but he just beat all your records by 1 second again.

 

I wish to get good reviews and advice for my 3 level sets.

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Granted, but then a professional reviews it and says it's bad.

 

I wish I could easily think of level ideas all the time.

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Granted, but that makes you only design levels for the rest of your life, doing nothing else.

 

I wish I could appreciate more the true value of things.

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Granted, but you will be nice forever and never be mad, even if it situation makes you mad in the worst ways.

 

I wish to be the first to play CCLP4 when released.

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Granted, but it was crafted from the worst levels in the community.

 

I wish I had more money.

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Granted, but your newfound penny probably won't help with anything.

 

I wish for the Edmonton Oilers to win the Stanley Cup this year.

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Granted, but after that they'll lose every single game against the Vancouver Canucks.

 

I wish my levels were as original as my titles.

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Granted, but after that they'll lose every single game against the Vancouver Canucks.

 

Oilers always lose to the Canucks anyways ;)

 

I wish my levels were as original as my titles.

 

Granted, but then nobody plays your levels except you.

 

I wish Christmas break could last longer.

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Granted but they now remove the summer vacation.

 

I wish I had an idea for a competition level.

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Granted but they now remove the summer vacation.

 

I wish I had an idea for a competition level.

 

Granted, but then nobody likes the idea, and no levels get submitted.

 

I wish I could get bold on Monster Lab and LUNiT.

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I wish I could get bold on Monster Lab and LUNiT.

 

Granted, but by then James Anderson is 85 years old and nobody is interested in updating the scoreboards.

 

I wish CCZone would get back its old posts.

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Granted, except only James Anderson's posts are brought back, and who wants to read those? (Y)

 

I wish people used partial posts more in their levels.

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Granted, except only James Anderson's posts are brought back, and who wants to read those? (Y)

 

I wish people used partial posts more in their levels.

 

Granted, but then all of the levels end up like Lounge Act and everyone rages over them.

 

I wish I could get more LP ideas.

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Granted, but the games you think of are I Wanna Be the Guy and Kaizo Mario.

 

I wish James would vote this post up.

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Granted but everyone else would vote it down.

 

I wish I have some new recording and video editing softwares.

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Edit - ninja'd. Granted, but the software comes packaged with a rogue virus that destroys all your files.

 

I wish for the ability to learn how to make a good wish.

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Granted, but then you learn really slowly, and by the time you learn, this thread will have died off.

 

I wish I could actually make really good puzzle levels.

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Granted but I, the great mighty rockdet, won't play them.

 

I wish I was good at video games.

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Granted, but that will be the only thing you will ever be good at.

 

I wish to make more levels for my 3rd set. (which btw I made 3 new ones)

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Granted, but I will rage over every single one and tell you that you should be arrested for making such crap.

 

I wish someone would release an expansion to Tile World adding many tiles to the game and expanding the community to a whole new level.

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Granted, but I will rage over every single one and tell you that you should be arrested for making such crap.

 

LOL I like it.

 

I wish someone would release an expansion to Tile World adding many tiles to the game and expanding the community to a whole new level.

 

Granted, but then there will be so many glitches with it it won't even be worth playing, and it will be impossible to fix.

 

I wish I could play guitar way better.

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LOL I like it.

 

 

 

Granted, but then there will be so many glitches with it it won't even be worth playing, and it will be impossible to fix.

 

I wish I could play guitar way better.

 

Granted, but you will have to make a living out of writing and performing songs.

 

I wish music played during epic moments of my life (OK, maybe not during innapropro scenes though).

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Granted, but the music that plays is all Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black.

 

I wish J.B. would release JL2.

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Granted, but it's all made of dummies.

 

I wish many people play and like my Treasure Hunter competition level.

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Granted, but someone will say they hate it and it will ruin your life forever.

 

I wish I could play CCLP2 in Lynx Mode.

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Granted, but someone will say they hate it and it will ruin your life forever.

 

I wish I could play CCLP2 in Lynx Mode.

 

Granted, but it only makes invalid tile combos work in Lynx and doesn't actually make the levels fit within the requirements.

 

I wish the days were 25 hours long.

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Granted but now you have to spend 20 at school every day

 

I wish CCLP3 didn't cause me that much trouble.

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Granted but they're all easy and boring

 

I wish I could still post a vid a day and make every fan of mine happy about it.

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Granted, but it doesn't exist because CC was never ported to MS, requiring everyone to play it on old Atari Lynx devices.

 

I wish I had only made one level set with my favorite levels instead of having a bunch of large sets with old levels I don't like anymore...

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Granted but you will become a marijuana addict and blow it all away.

 

I wish it would not always be raining and below 40 in Seattle during winter.

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Granted, instead it's now over 400, which makes everyone burn

 

I wish Bloblake to make it in CCLP1.

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Granted, but winter now lasts 7 of the 10 other months because of the climatic changes.

 

I wish I was in a spaceship.

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Granted, but winter now lasts 7 of the 10 other months because of the climatic changes.

 

I wish I was in a spaceship.

 

Granted, but it would be headed for a star 10 lightyears away, which means you would die before making it.

 

I wish I could go to the moon and back as safely as I could travel by car.

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Granted, but the car trip is a toy car trip on a busy highway, so you get squashed anyway.

 

I wish I had a Nobel price.

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Granted, but then you'd have to go to Sweden to accept it.

 

I wish I had time to create some awesome levels and release them!

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Granted, but then nobody downloads them because you forgot to say you released it.

 

I wish I could sleep for more than 10 hours a day.

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Granted but since you have to work 13 hours a day you have an hour a day to eat, shower and other things, so you can't come anymore to the Internets.

 

I wish I had a banjo.

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Granted, but competitive play would be a lot harder on the Nintendo controls and CC wouldn't be nearly as popular as it is now.

 

I wish I would've solved CCLP2 and CCLP3 without looking at solutions.

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Granted, but that doesn't include asking ManipulatorGeneral for help.

 

I wish my YouTube account would get way more comments and less spam (coughcoughearnsubscribers.comcoughcoughsub4subcoughcoughcough).

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Granted but those comments are all hasty and contain heavy critics.

 

I wish I had more subscribers.

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Granted, but you'll be getting fat and will have a lot of health problems

 

I wish for a CCLP4 project to be realized.

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Granted, but you'll be getting fat and will have a lot of health problems

 

I wish for a CCLP4 project to be realized.

 

Hey I need to get fat for my weight :P (got high metabolism)

 

 

 

Granted, but it will be forced to have pure unforgiving levels in it.

 

I wish I could make money off my videos.

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I wish I could make money off my videos.

Granted, but you lose it all fighting a bogus copyright lawsuit.

 

I wish I could forget the solutions to all levels in CCLP3 (including my own), so I could have the fun of playing it like everybody else.

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Granted, but then you won't ever solve YCTaOFNT!

 

I wish more people would start plaing CC and join the online community.

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Granted, but the site would be filled with n00bs and cheaters by placing Chip next to the exit on every level.

 

I wish I can re-complete CC1 today (which won't happen even if I tried)

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Granted, but people would hate you because your too damn awesome.

 

I wish I could contribute to the CC Community more.

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Granted, but you lost: THE GAME

 

Nooooooo Why would you do this???

 

I wish I could contribute to the CC Community more.

 

Granted, but then you contribute out too much and then people hate you because you're too annoying.

 

I wish I could graduate from school ASAP.

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Granted but you skipped most important classes for higher studies and you end up with no job and live in the streets.

 

I wish I wasn't so annoying.

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Granted, but people will start to annoy you.

 

I wish I could help more with people's problems and be a better friend.

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Granted but nobody cares for your problems.

 

I wish Rock-Beta came up tomorrow with another 65 good levels of mine.

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Granted but nobody cares for your problems.

 

I wish Rock-Beta came up tomorrow with another 65 good levels of mine.

 

Granted, but the BETA lives up to its name and renders half the levels with busts or unsolvable.

 

I wish all the people I'm subscribed to would automatically become twice as funny. (Not that they aren't funny already)

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Granted, but then they'll stop posting.

 

 

I wish the Beatles had never existed.

 

Wow -- Beatle hate.

 

Anyway, since the person above didn't say anything....

 

I wish I had a billion dollars

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Granted, but it would all turn into ice and make road travel a nightmare.

 

I wish the Lying Sack of Crap song would automatically play in real life when I catch someone in a lie.

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Wish granted, but then the aliens get mad cow disease and decide to retaliate by annihilating planet Earth.

 

 

I wish Hayden Christensen never decided to become an "actor."

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Granted, but then MacCauley Culkin plays Anakin Skywalker and the movie tanks and they never make episode three.

 

I wish winter was over tomorrow.

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Granted, but then all the polar ice caps melt, flood the earth, and ultimately doom the whole planet to a fate of mass starvation, plundering, and all that fun stuff (yay global warming).

 

 

I wish I could find a job that would pay me for sitting around and goofing off on Internet forums.

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Granted but you become allergic to computers so you get fired.

 

I wish I had more free time to do everything I'd like to do.

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Granted, but it increases the chance of the appearance of genetic diseases from long lost family members.

 

I wish I could have Internet anywhere.

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Granted, but then you turn into an unproductive blob.

 

 

I wish all the people who enjoy "The Family Circus" were exiled to some godforsaken hellhole, such as downtown Columbus.

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Granted, but then the US Government relocates to Columbus and the Family Circus becomes a national cult.

 

I wish Calvin & Hobbes and Bloom County were still publishing new comics every Sunday.

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the Family Circus becomes a national cult.

 

You mean it's not most of the way there already anyway? ;)

 

 

Re: your wish, it's granted, but the syndicates long ago replaced the original artists with art school hacks.

 

 

 

I wish people would realize that voting against your economic interests for the sake of taking a stand against gay rights is not the best policy to adopt.

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Granted, but the newly voted government passes a bill that forces everyone to give all their money to the government.

 

I wish I had a good way to start my new level

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Granted but the price of water and heat would be severely high.

 

I wish I could find some way to start JoshL4.

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Granted, but then you find you can't stop and soon there are 1200 levels and your computer explodes (literally, with smoke and junk.)

 

I wish everyone loved Spiralball.

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Granted but then your wife ignores you because she can't love anything else.

 

I wish I wasn't sick.

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Granted but then your wife ignores you because she can't love anything else.

 

I wish I wasn't sick.

 

Granted, but the cure involves playing and beating Old Frog New Tricks.

 

I wish I could have more time to record JoshL2.

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Granted, but you can't afford the maintainance cost.

 

I wish I could win at "You can't teach an old frog new tricks"

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Granted but then there wouldn't be a season to replace it.

 

I wish I didn't get random depression attacks...

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