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Granted, but then a meteorite smashes your neighborhood.

 

I wish people didn't despise this font so much.

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Granted, but it become overused.

 

I wish my Windows is reinstalled

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Granted, but it's slower and more buggy than before the reinstallation, and you can't undo it.

 

I wish the other CC Zone themes were back.

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Granted, But you'll be forced to do nothing but lifting for the rest of your life.

 

I wish I had a PS3 with GTA V.

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Granted, but then you'll never get a PS5 or ever again play GTAIII.

 

I wish Andrew R came back.

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Granted, but Tom would have to condone CC Zone.

 

I wish WWIII doesn't happen when Zanism was taught in all the schools worldwide.

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Granted. WWIII happens because Zanism never gets taught in all schools worldwide.

I wish the power button on this laptop isn't in such a ridiculous location.
 

Granted, but Tom would have to condone CC Zone.

 
You mean condemn?

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Granted, but then all the levels have bugs that make it no fun at all.

 

I wish I had more time to use the internet right now. ( I only have 11 minutes left, now only 10).

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Granted, but CCLP4 will never happen and the levels will be forgotten forever.

 

I wish more people would take calculus in high school.

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Granted, but when a math competition begins everyone knows as much as you do.

 

I wish this wish was reversed but still be correctly understood in such a way that it's a code to our Universe.

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Granted but then everyone would be able to divide by zero, thus bringing the universe to an end.

 

I wish people can see what I did there.

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Granted, but it turns out you somehow made a rape joke and have truly ruined your whole fame and became infamous for being terrible.

 

I wish I had a corrupted wish.

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Granted, but it's now an old barely-functioning telegram phone from the 50s or so.

 

I know it's similar to my last wish, but I wish that I had a corrupt wish, and that the already corrupt wish was corrupted. CORRUPTCEPTION

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Granted, but I don't really and know how to corrupt it (seriously)

 

I wish I can upload a new avatar

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Granted but you'll eventually get stuck with the new avatar and won't be allowed to change it anymore.

 

I wish people would stop hurting AMSTERDAM in the H&H CC1 thread.

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Granted, but that status lasts only a few minutes.

 

I wish people hadn't killed Hidden Danger in the Hurt and Heal CC1 thread. :(

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They start hurting you instead.

 

Really?

 

I wish people hadn't killed Hidden Danger in the Hurt and Heal CC1 thread. :(

 

Granted but the job has already been done. 

 

I wish people wouldn't be such a**holes.

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Granted, but in reality you'd only be too naive to realize they are.

 

I wish I had already done something half an hour ago that I was supposed to do half an hour ago.

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Granted, but then you wouldn't live where you do now.

 

I wish the next person wished for the same thing that I do.

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Granted. Now no one can wish for anything else in this thread because they have to wish what you wished.

I wish the next person wished for the same thing that I do.
 

Really?


Yes. Why, is there something wrong with it?

 

(seriously, i don't understand the issue here)

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Granted. Now no one can wish for anything else in this thread because they have to wish what you wished.

 

I wish that wishes weren't repeated in this thread.

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Granted.  It snows in Antarctica.

 

I wish I were more motivated (and, for the next few days, able) to play/stream CCLP1 candidates before the voting period ends.

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Granted, but your computer got broken

 

I wish I can play Minecraft again

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Granted but then the planet explodes.

 

I wish people would play H&H: JCCLP some more.

Granted, but not enough people played JCCLP to begin with.

 

I wish someone would patch another unused tile.

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Granted, but it turns out the unused tile was used for a super-secret internal function that causes the game to crash whenever you open a socket.

 

I wish people would stop denying global warming.

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Granted, but now everyone thinks it's a good thing.

 

I wish i weren't so tired right now.

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Granted, but you can't fall asleep tonight, and you end up just as tired this time tomorrow.

 

I wish I didn't have to go back to college in just 3 days.

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Granted, but you will regret that decision when the whole CC community decides to hate you and your only opportunity for salvation appears at college. (wat)

 

I wish my college choice decision will be made a lot easier by getting into the University of Washington but not Caltech.

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Granted, but you can take a course in designing Chip's Challenge levels.

 

I wish someone would complete "the end of all time" or another level like that.

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Granted, but she ends up not liking your shoes.

 

I wish most rock bands never split so soon.

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Granted, but the longer they stay together, the more their music goes up in popularity and down in quality, until they're even worse than the most annoying pop artist you can think of.

 

I wish it were Spring Break already.

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Granted. Some levels are still unsolvable though.

 

I wish i finished building this Chuck's Challenge level already so i can publish it.

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Granted, but now that it's near the top of the list, people want to post in it again and are sad they can't.

 

I wish my Russian History teachers would hurry up and give the class the requirements for the paper that's due in 1 and 1/2 weeks.

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chipster wishes everybody wang-chungs tonight

 

I wish I had two kidneys oops  I posted the same time as someone else once again!

 

wish granted:

hurt and heal: means of death

strangling 10

drown 10

exsanguination 10

exposure 10

 

 

I wish I had a pancreas

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Granted, but there are only like 4 good insane levels so all the effort into implementing it was for naught.

I wish I had more rep points, enough to be safely ahead of the scoundrel Zane "Probably The Child of Satan" Kuecks.

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granted, but then I pass you and you quit CCZone, and then drop out of college and then Michael dies 

 

I wish I could get rep.

 

oh wait, that's impossible. never mind.

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Granted. Now the rules of logic are broken and the universe subsequently implodes.

 

I wish Zane didn't destroy the universe just now.

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Granted, but then you realize it would still need some work.

 

I wish the Chip's Challenge community will never die.

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Granted, but you suddenly lose interest in it over the next couple of weeks.

 

I wish I had gotten to vote on every CCLP1 candidate in the voting pool.

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Granted, but 385rjkdf8df43fkj8kl48u9frdlsjnejiawipgisda.

 

I wish I could complete the challenge in real life, in a real clubhouse with real levels, real monsters and everything.

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Granted.  You wake up on April 4, 2015...just in time to be 1 year late for CCLP1's release.

 

I wish my one friend wouldn't always win when we play Project M.

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Granted.  CC no longer works on 64-bit Linux, so now it does indeed work on Windows just like it does on Linux.

 

I wish people would post in my Hurt and Heal thread more often rather than just posting 3-5 times within a few hours of one of my posts and then letting the topic sink down the board for another week until I post again.

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Granted. They now post 4-6 times within a few hours of one of your posts before letting the topic sink down the board for another week until you post again.

 

I wish the lesson levels were included in the CC1 Hurt and Heal thread.

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Granted, but all they do is prolong the game because everyone but you does nothing but hurt them until they're all gone.

 

I wish Dave and Rock would visit CCZone again. (They haven't been active since January.)

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Granted, but they would not be available in your country.

 

I wish people considered this wish clever and voted up on it.

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Granted, but Tom will consider it illegitimate and revoke it.

 

I wish I didn't have a 10-page paper due next week.

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Granted. It has turned into a 15-page paper due tomorrow, so you no longer have a 10-page paper due next week.

 

I wish the Guess the Next Poster thread didn't get locked.

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Yeah me too.
Okay, granted, Corrupt-a-wish, Everyone is Administrator, and Hurt and Heal: Locations get locked instead.
(I originally typed licked instead of locked. :P )
 
I wish wishes were incorruptible.
 
46 days later: And that someone would post in this thread.
64 days: still waiting...
78 days: Oh, I thought of a better corruption: Instead of being locked, it's deleted completely, and everyone who posted in it is banned.
101 days: Wonder how long I can keep this up?
162 days: ...
365 days: Wow, a whole year.
459 days: I wish for all the violins to stop and for whirled peas.
490 days: I'm going crazy sitting here alone at the end of this thread! I'm gonna start spouting off trochees soon!
495 days: CHALLENGE SILLY DANCER RUBBER WALKER BUTTON RANDOM TWILIGHT SPARKLE DESERT WONDER PLUTO
518 days: ...
537 days: ...
592 days: Dum-dum-deedle-dee-diddle-doo-dum
647 days: Y'know, it actually is kind of peaceful sitting here at the end of the thread, gazing out over the emptiness.
737 days: Over two years now.
790 days: Like sitting on the edge of a cliff, looking out over the ocean, watching the seagulls.
796 days: Though seagulls can be noisy.
1000 days: Ten hundred days. Been a long time.
1001 days: I'll be sitting here until I'm old.
1002 days: I'll be sitting here until Ragnarök.

1003 days: I'll be sitting here until the sun turns into a red giant and swallows up the earth.

1004 days: I'll be sitting here until the stars die and the universe goes dark.

1005 days: I'll be sitting here until the rock in the land of Svithjod has been worn away.

1024 days: Two to the tenth!

1045 days: It occurs to me that the fact that my wish for wishes to be incorruptible has never been corrupted could be taken as fulfillment of my wish.

1096 days: Three. Three years.

1136 days: I mean, think of it! My wish is the only one in this thread that hasn't been corrupted!

1155 days: I HAVE BEATEN THE ODDS!

1167 days: (Poor odds.)

1285 days: Oh hey, it's been 1285 days!

1292 days: Not that there's anything particularly significant about that milestone.

1297 days: I just felt like mentioning it.

1303 days: And really, what's so special about any of these milestones anyway?

1310 days: 1000 is just a number whose prime factorization consists entirely of 2's and 5's.

1315 days: While 1024 consists entirely of 2's.

1318 days: The forum got updated and now all the lines after 1002 days are double-spaced. :huh:

1323 days: And 365 days is just when the Earth happens to be in approximately the same location relative to the sun as when I first posted.

1344 days: See, there's really no point to any of this.

1352 days: I'm just pointlessly editing an old forum post, just because I feel like it.

1358 days: All is vanity and grasping for the wind.

1461 days: Four orbits!
1740 days: Oh look, I can make lines single-spaced by pressing shift+enter rather than just enter.
1744 days: This is an important discovery which will go down in history as my great contribution to humanity's knowledge.
1753 days: Though it still doesn't explain why the lines were single-spaced before 1003 days.
1759 days: Now, I could go back and change all those lines to single-spaced.
1766 days: I'm not going to, though.
1779 days: I'll leave it the way it is for posterity.
1828 days: Five years.
1832 days: (And two days. Six now.)
1835 days: That's half a decade!
1845 days: It's a twentieth of a century!
1851 days: More than a fifth of my life so far!
1863 days: It's a long time.
2120 days: And it keeps getting longer.

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