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Granted but then time will go incredibly fast in the years to come (hey this is actually sort of true)

 

I wish I can beat Level 113 of BHLS1.

 

I knew you'd be stuck on that level. It sucks, right? :P

 

Also, Granted, but then I all of the sudden disappear off the face of the planet and you'll end up getting no help for levels like 148.

 

I wish my real life wasn't so hectic right now so that I'd have time for CC.

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I wish for a rock to hit me in the head.

 

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Anyway, um, granted, but then you realize that you're standing at the bottom of a rockslide, and your demise is imminent.

 

 

I wish my right eye didn't hurt right now.

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I knew you'd be stuck on that level. It sucks, right? :P

 

Yes it does suck :P

 

I wish to get kidnapped, wake up, escape, and steal $50 from a house.

 

Umm alright granted but then you realize you stole 50 cents.

 

I wish to make a better more amazing avatar picture than my current one :)

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Granted, but then the earth tilts off its axis and the martians take over.

 

I wish touchscreen keyboards felt like real keyboards (face-keyboard.)

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Granted, but then the earth tilts off its axis and the martians take over.

 

:huh:

 

 

I wish touchscreen keyboards felt like real keyboards (face-keyboard.)

 

Granted, but then Rick Santorum runs as a third-party candidate and improbably wins, the consequences of which render the whole issue of "technology" moot, due to the fact that he steers America into a modern version of the Dark Ages.

 

 

I wish it would rain some more (because there's nothing more miserable than a warm day that looks like crap due to impending storms).

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Granted, at the opposite end of the globe from where you are.

 

I wish there is less human suffering in the world.

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Granted, but then economic issues will take over a year later and make things even worse.

 

I wish this stupid stagnant fog which has been lingering around the Seattle area for almost a week would book the faq out of here.

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Granted, then the earth would have another Ice Age.

 

I wish that I could have holidays all year round.

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Granted, but then you would run out of money because you don't have an education to get a good job.

 

I wish I could erase certain events from my past entirely. More specifically, something that happened 368 days ago, including the one leap year day.

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Granted, but then you would lose all your memories (even the good ones).

 

I wish that poverty never existed.

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Granted, but then freedom gets eliminated because any deviation from the norm is perceived by the government(s) as an attempted rebellion.

 

I wish my wishes couldn't be corrupted.

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Granted but-- but-- There seems to be an invisible force pushing my fingers away from the keyboard!

 

I wish I would stop procrastinating.

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