Hornlitz 69 Report post Posted April 15, 2012 Granted but then time will go incredibly fast in the years to come (hey this is actually sort of true) I wish I can beat Level 113 of BHLS1. I knew you'd be stuck on that level. It sucks, right? Also, Granted, but then I all of the sudden disappear off the face of the planet and you'll end up getting no help for levels like 148. I wish my real life wasn't so hectic right now so that I'd have time for CC. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IceyLava108 322 Report post Posted April 15, 2012 Granted, then everyone else in CCZone dies. I wish for attack dogs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BitBuster 85 Report post Posted April 16, 2012 Granted, but then they turn on you. I wish my rent was cheaper. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IceyLava108 322 Report post Posted April 16, 2012 Granted, then you get paid less. I wish for a rock to hit me in the head. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BitBuster 85 Report post Posted April 16, 2012 I wish for a rock to hit me in the head. Anyway, um, granted, but then you realize that you're standing at the bottom of a rockslide, and your demise is imminent. I wish my right eye didn't hurt right now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geodave 98 Report post Posted April 16, 2012 Granted, but then your left eye, plus both ears, hurt worse. I wish my car was better. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IceyLava108 322 Report post Posted April 16, 2012 Granted, then I steal it. I wish to get kidnapped, wake up, escape, and steal $50 from a house. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flareon350 601 Report post Posted April 16, 2012 I knew you'd be stuck on that level. It sucks, right? Yes it does suck I wish to get kidnapped, wake up, escape, and steal $50 from a house. Umm alright granted but then you realize you stole 50 cents. I wish to make a better more amazing avatar picture than my current one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IceyLava108 322 Report post Posted April 16, 2012 Granted, but everyone else's becomes 20x cooler. I wish that I became a dog so I wouldn't have to do anything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BitBuster 85 Report post Posted April 16, 2012 Granted, but then your owners get you neutered without anesthesia. I wish I hadn't slept in so late this morning. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geodave 98 Report post Posted April 16, 2012 Granted, but then the earth tilts off its axis and the martians take over. I wish touchscreen keyboards felt like real keyboards (face-keyboard.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BitBuster 85 Report post Posted April 16, 2012 Granted, but then the earth tilts off its axis and the martians take over. I wish touchscreen keyboards felt like real keyboards (face-keyboard.) Granted, but then Rick Santorum runs as a third-party candidate and improbably wins, the consequences of which render the whole issue of "technology" moot, due to the fact that he steers America into a modern version of the Dark Ages. I wish it would rain some more (because there's nothing more miserable than a warm day that looks like crap due to impending storms). Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
random 8 222 Report post Posted January 23, 2013 Granted, at the opposite end of the globe from where you are. I wish there is less human suffering in the world. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigOto2 69 Report post Posted January 24, 2013 Granted, but then economic issues will take over a year later and make things even worse. I wish this stupid stagnant fog which has been lingering around the Seattle area for almost a week would book the faq out of here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Earthling 37 Report post Posted January 24, 2013 Granted, but you get tornadoes instead. I wish I had more CC level ideas. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IceyLava108 322 Report post Posted January 24, 2013 granted, but then you don't make them for a few days and forget them. I wish I could make a really good sokoban. Because all of mine suck. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Markus 45 Report post Posted January 25, 2013 Granted, but it requires a 33x33 area. I wish I was more interested in CC again. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
random 8 222 Report post Posted January 25, 2013 Granted, for 60 seconds. I wish Global Warming would hurry up already. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael 116 Report post Posted January 26, 2013 Granted, then the earth would have another Ice Age. I wish that I could have holidays all year round. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BigOto2 69 Report post Posted January 27, 2013 Granted, but then you would run out of money because you don't have an education to get a good job. I wish I could erase certain events from my past entirely. More specifically, something that happened 368 days ago, including the one leap year day. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael 116 Report post Posted January 27, 2013 Granted, but then you would lose all your memories (even the good ones). I wish that poverty never existed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
random 8 222 Report post Posted January 28, 2013 Granted, but then heart attacks and obesity increase 10000-fold. I wish Hitler won WWII. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michael 116 Report post Posted January 28, 2013 Granted, but then the everyone on earth perishes. I wish that there were no wars. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
random 8 222 Report post Posted January 30, 2013 Granted, but then freedom gets eliminated because any deviation from the norm is perceived by the government(s) as an attempted rebellion. I wish my wishes couldn't be corrupted. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Earthling 37 Report post Posted January 30, 2013 Granted but-- but-- There seems to be an invisible force pushing my fingers away from the keyboard! I wish I would stop procrastinating. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
