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Granted. Tomorrow. Maybe.

 

Granted but-- but-- There seems to be an invisible force pushing my fingers away from the keyboard!

 

I was expecting something like "That is your last wish" or "They can't be granted anymore."

 

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I wish i weren't as shy irl as i am now.

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I wish I would stop procrastinating.

Granted, but then you'd become really shy in real life.

I wish i weren't as shy irl as i am now.

Granted, but then you'd start procrastinating too much.

 

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I wish nobody will reply to this post.

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Granted. In fact, I don't really need to grant it because you did it for yourself: You just thought of the sentence "something to wish for right now besides this wish."

 

I wish March were always sunny and above 60 like all the media hypes it up to be.

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Ahem, "besides this wish"...

 

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Granted, but then global warming accelerates thanks to your wish.

 

I wish i weren't allergic to cats.

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Granted.  You are now allergic to dogs, wolves, foxes, raccoons, deer, bears, mice, hamsters, gerbils, rats, rabbits, groundhogs, gophers, moles, voles, bats, cows, horses, donkeys, mules, goats, yaks, zebras, monkeys, gorillas, lemurs, sloths, orangutans, chimpanzees, moose, elk, antelope, buffalo, wildebeest, elephants, platypuses, and kangaroos, along with all kinds of birds, lizards, snakes, turtles, tortoises, iguanas, Komodo dragons, alligators, crocodiles, frogs, toads, tadpoles, salamanders, newts, every imaginable species of fish, crabs, lobsters, clams, oysters, seals, dolphins, and whales but you are no longer allergic to cats.

 

I wish I knew more people at my college who liked making CC levels.

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Granted. You now know more people at your college who liked making Castle Crashers levels.

 

I wish i weren't allergic to dogs, wolves, foxes, raccoons, deer, bears, mice, hamsters, gerbils, rats, rabbits, groundhogs, gophers, moles, voles, bats, cows, horses, donkeys, mules, goats, yaks, zebras, monkeys, gorillas, lemurs, sloths, orangutans, chimpanzees, moose, elk, antelope, buffalo, wildebeest, elephants, platypuses, kangaroos, all kinds of birds, lizards, snakes, turtles, tortoises, iguanas, Komodo dragons, alligators, crocodiles, frogs, toads, tadpoles, salamanders, newts, every imaginable species of fish, crabs, lobsters, clams, oysters, seals, dolphins, or whales, or re-gain my allergy to cats.

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Granted, but now cats are allergic to you and die when you come close.

 

from the chat:

I wish I could coerce people to optimize more in lynx, particularly cc1 and cclp3.

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Granted, but then less people would be interested in the competitions.

I wish that easter went on forever.

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Granted, then you never have Christmas.

 

I wish two people building a sandcastle (some of you might know what I'm referring to) would FINISH ALREADY so I could get back to more important things.

 

 

Granted, but then you'd become really shy in real life.

 

I already am...

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Granted, and then someone kicks it down 30 seconds after it's finished and they have to redo all of it.

 

I wish i won first place in one of these competitions already.

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Granted, you won because nobody else bothered to submit anything.

 

I wish I knew more people in real life at my college who liked making Chip's Challenge levels.  (No ambiguous abbreviations this time!)

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Granted; they all make levels based off of Caves.

 

I wish I could think of another wish.

 

Granted, and then someone kicks it down 30 seconds after it's finished and they have to redo all of it.

 

They're knocking it down with a trebuchet.

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Granted, but you've forgotten it already.
 
I wish this wish will get corrupted.
 

Granted; they all make levels based off of Caves.

 
And that's bad?
 

They're knocking it down with a trebuchet.

 
Okay, um...your "more important things" can no longer be accomplished or attended to for one reason or another.

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And that's bad?

 

Well, levels 1-9 of his bottom 10 all say Caves, so he apparently thinks so.

 

I wish this wish will get corrupted.

 

Granted; it gets corrupted so badly that you never want to return to the internet again for fear of the absolute, terrifying corruption that occurred to your wish.

 

I wish I had more important things to do than watch sandcastles and corrupt wishes.

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Already granted. You're just procrastinating on them, remember? (and you'll never stop procrastinating, now that you've wished it in this thread)

 

Key Thief (I wish it was implanted in MSCC)

 

Granted, but then MSCC as we know it has many more glitches because time spent play-testing the game was given up to make the tile.

 

I wish everyone in the world would and will communicate (which includes understanding of messages by both parties) to each other in the same language.

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Granted, and now you recieve 3x the work you normally procrastinate against.

I wish that someone would realize that it doesn't just say "I wish that"

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Granted, but you already realize that, so i don't really need to grant it. q:
 
I wish my sleep schedule wasn't so off.

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Granted, but then you have random back problems every now and then each morning.

I wish I could stop time for however long I wanted, but I could still move around and interact with things.

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Granted, but when you switch time back to normal, everyone will hate you for messing up things while you stopped time.

 

I wish the "Enhanced Interface" graphics were either official, or everyone had it.

 

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Granted. You had a life, and now it's gone forever.

 

I wish i have more motivation to make Chip's Challenge levels.

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