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Hash1: “He's off washing his tights!!!”

(Batman)

 

quiznos00:

outside your apartment on the curb. No... on the steps, because she doesn't want to get her feet in the gutter.

 

Flareon350:

I see him in your avatar, a little spec in the corner there.

 

Quiznos00:

“I've heard people say that too much of anything is not good for you, baby...
But I don't know about that... there's many times that we've loved
we've shared love and made love... it doesn't seem to me like it's enough...”

 

...don't ask me, it's talking to you.

 

Hash1:

apparently too much

 

Eric119:

JA. German. HA! POINT...MOBIUS

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What happens when Pinocchio says: My nose isn't going to grow. ?

 

Then it won't grow. Alternatively, if he says "My nose will grow", then we have a problem.

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quiznos00: Because either he doesn't have time, or made this topic thinking he would like the idea and then it didn't turn out to be what he had in mind, or just refuses to answer our such insane questions.

 

IceyLava108: It depends on which type of best, if it's taste, ask your dog, if it's based on healthier or more nutricional, ask a vet for his/her expert's opinion.

 

Now here's my question: Lava is veeeeeeerrrrryyyyy hot. How can it be icey like, half icey, half lava, how can ice even survive without melting when mixed with lava?

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hash1 has taken over as the answerer. I dub you "Hash1.... the answerer"

 

I have a few questions:

-When will I find time to continue voting on CCLP1?

 

-Why does my screen keep flickering like I have a virus even though my antivirus program says there's no virus?

 

-What's that thing?

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In MS, pretend a blob has access only to a grid 5 by 3 and starts on the coordinate (2,1). Compute the probability that the blob would land on (1,1) after 28 fps and describe all extraneous solutions. (10 points)

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Is the answer of this question unpredictable?

 

Is the question above and this question gramatically correct?

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Hash1: The quantity of ice is so great that the lava cools into stone instead of the ice melting.

Flareon350: Because you picked an easy question.

Hash1: Find the thing on CCZone you want to post. Print it out, stick it into an envelope, put a stamp on the envelope, address the envelope to somewhere, and put the envelope into a mailbox.

mobius: Immediately after reading this answer.

mobius: Power surge.

mobius: You expect me to fall for that?
lookatthis: Assuming by "after 28 fps" you mean after the blob moves 28 times, the probability is 0 due to parity. "Describe all extraneous solutions." is not a question.

daud: Puppies of the north.

daud: The question above is grammatical, but this question is not due to lack of subject-verb agreement.

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lookatthis: Assuming by "after 28 fps" you mean after the blob moves 28 times, the probability is 0 due to parity. "Describe all extraneous solutions." is not a question.

 

That is incorrect. Also, fps means frames per second.

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mobius: You expect me to fall for that?.

Fall for what?

 

In the USA, how can you be in four states at the same time? (That's an easy one)

 

What happens when a guy who can't talk tells a deaf guy that a blind guy is spying on them?

 

Why do se check this topic frequently when we're bored instead of doing something more productive or posting something useful and CC related?

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Then I have no idea what your question means.

 

The question said after 28 fps, but in MS it is only 5 fps. Thats what was tricky about the question. So basically, the question was asking you to find out the chance of a blob steping onto a tile to its left after 5 moves. When something says "Describe all extraneous solutions", its asking for all the other outcomes that may have occured. Hope this helps! :)

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Assuming the blob cannot accelerate or decelerate in this box, and since the frame rate in MS is a constant 10 fps (which is effectively 5 when ignoring sliding mechanics), the blob is either always travelling at 28 fps or never travelling at 28 fps. Thus, 28 fps does not correlate to a specific moment in (or amount of) time or space, so i don't understand how you got 5 moves from that. Maybe you meant 28 frames, or 28 seconds?

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You guys are hilarious. Let me answer these. I'll answer both joke and serious questions.

"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."

 

~Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

 

--

But while i'm here...

 

Do you think Totally Unfair is totally unfair?

Yeah. The idea of having to remember a level to beat another one is pretty unfair. That and if you don't bother to use ctrl+R (or the restart level option) to get the password you can possibly have to redo previous levels.

 

If a car is traveling at the speed of light, and it turns on its lights, what happens?

You couldn't do that, at that speed you'd hit a wall before you managed to even move to turn on the lights. If you did, though, you would look like a comet as I assume.

 

Is the answer to this question no?

Yes

 

Andrew has 3 apples, while Mary has 5 oranges. Neither of them have brown hair. Assuming a spherical model, determine the circumference of the Universe. [1 mark]

Why would you buy 50 watermelons? Are you crazy or a math question?

 

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Then, does immortality come from people who AREN'T morons?

 

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

JonTron.

 

if one apple is blue, and another apple is red, determine why the USA flag also contains the color white

Apples can't be blue. For white, you'd need a turnip, an egg, or a marshmallow. For blue, you'd need a blueberry, or a very slightly photoshopped grape. And for red, you'd need an apple, a cherry, a can of Dr. Pepper, or the inside of a Watermelon.

 

Why is the rum gone?

Captain Hook stole it.

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Unless you photoshop.

 

Um, well... I've found these solutions in creating my successful own blue apple. Works great as a useless item and/or decoration on Blue Apple Day (March 13)!

 

 

SOLUTIONS TO CREATING YOUR OWN BLUE APPLE

 

METHOD 1

 

Before you begin, you will need:

 

  • 1 apple
  • can of blue paint
  • yourself

Step 1: Use any method to open your new and fresh blue paint. Make sure that the paint is in a liquidated form and not dry.

Step 2: Carefully dip the apple into the paint. Submerge it completely.

Step 3: After your desired amount of endurance time, remove the apple from the paint. 

Step 4: Sit and let dry. When done, thoroughly wash hands and remove any paint from them.

Step 5: Return to your apple. You should now have a successfully [mostly, if done at all well] blue-tainted apple! Please note that it is not edible.

 

METHOD 2

 

Before you begin, you will need:

 

  • 1 apple
  • at least one to two cans of blue spray paint
  • yourself

Step 1: Sit the apple in a comfortable position. Make sure it is on a sturdy and immobile surface.

Step 2: If not already done so, proceed to ready your cans of spray paint. Make sure they contain enough paint to thoroughly create your blue apple.

Step 3: Thoroughly spray paint your apple. Make sure the paint is sticking to the apple's surface so it is engulfing it in blue.

Step 4: Sit and let dry. Fully wash hands. You should now successfully have made a decently-looking blue apple. Congratulations!

 

METHOD 3

 

Before you begin, you will need:

 

  • method of transportation
  • knowledge of location
  • (recommended) anti-radioactive fallout material/clothing
  • shovel (unless you stumble upon one)
  • probably yourself

Step 1: Legend speaks of an ancient holy item stored away in the whereabouts of Chernobyl. Travel to Ukraine whenever you are up to the task of locating this

sacred treasure.

Step 2: Arrive at Pripyat. This route is by far the safest.

Step 3: Traverse the Pripyat River until you are within visibility range of the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone.

Step 4: Bypassing checkpoint Dityatki, enter the Blue Zone.

Step 5: Safely explore until you wander about the Cross Tree. From your current location, you should be able to spot the power plant in the distance.

Step 6: Using your shovel, dig approx. 4.3 feet under the surface of the dirt at the tree's base.

Step 7: You should have discovered an unlocked chest. Proceed to open it to find what lies inside.

Step 8: You have found the sacred blue apple of Chernobyl. If you are still alive or in the Zone at this point, congratulations!

 

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The first two methods work the best.

 

If you follow the instructions of Method 3 and have no luck in success, well, that sucks. (I am not responsible.)

 

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Um, well... I've found these solutions in creating my successful own blue apple. Works great as a useless item and/or decoration on Blue Apple Day (March 13)!

 

 

SOLUTIONS TO CREATING YOUR OWN BLUE APPLE

 

METHOD 1

 

Before you begin, you will need:

 

  • 1 apple
  • can of blue paint
  • yourself

Step 1: Use any method to open your new and fresh blue paint. Make sure that the paint is in a liquidated form and not dry.

Step 2: Carefully dip the apple into the paint. Submerge it completely.

Step 3: After your desired amount of endurance time, remove the apple from the paint. 

Step 4: Sit and let dry. When done, thoroughly wash hands and remove any paint from them.

Step 5: Return to your apple. You should now have a successfully [mostly, if done at all well] blue-tainted apple! Please note that it is not edible.

 

METHOD 2

 

Before you begin, you will need:

 

  • 1 apple
  • at least one to two cans of blue spray paint
  • yourself

Step 1: Sit the apple in a comfortable position. Make sure it is on a sturdy and immobile surface.

Step 2: If not already done so, proceed to ready your cans of spray paint. Make sure they contain enough paint to thoroughly create your blue apple.

Step 3: Thoroughly spray paint your apple. Make sure the paint is sticking to the apple's surface so it is engulfing it in blue.

Step 4: Sit and let dry. Fully wash hands. You should now successfully have made a decently-looking blue apple. Congratulations!

 

METHOD 3

 

Before you begin, you will need:

 

  • method of transportation
  • knowledge of location
  • (recommended) anti-radioactive fallout material/clothing
  • shovel (unless you stumble upon one)
  • probably yourself

Step 1: Legend speaks of an ancient holy item stored away in the whereabouts of Chernobyl. Travel to Ukraine whenever you are up to the task of locating this

sacred treasure.

Step 2: Arrive at Pripyat. This route is by far the safest.

Step 3: Traverse the Pripyat River until you are within visibility range of the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone.

Step 4: Bypassing checkpoint Dityatki, enter the Blue Zone.

Step 5: Safely explore until you wander about the Cross Tree. From your current location, you should be able to spot the power plant in the distance.

Step 6: Using your shovel, dig approx. 4.3 feet under the surface of the dirt at the tree's base.

Step 7: You should have discovered an unlocked chest. Proceed to open it to find what lies inside.

Step 8: You have found the sacred blue apple of Chernobyl. If you are still alive or in the Zone at this point, congratulations!

 

------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

 

The first two methods work the best.

 

If you follow the instructions of Method 3 and have no luck in success, well, that sucks. (I am not responsible.)

 

What is this, Wikihow?

 

oh and youricon wow such amaze so shibe much great

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Timber, his arms open, in winter.  With sails unfurled, Darmok on the ocean. Jalard on the ocean. Darmok and Jalard at Tinagra.

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