Ask a dumb question, get a dumb answer

[lookatthis 51]

Title explains itself. I'll ask a dumb question out of nowhere and you answer the question with a random answer, BUT it has to make sense to the question. So I'll just start it off:
 

What is life?

[IceyLava108 323]

Why did you forget an apostrophe between the I and l for "I'll", so instead of the contraction "I will", it looks like the roman numeral 3?

 

and to the question you asked, 42

Edited March 2, 2014 by IceyLava108

[quiznos00 534]

Wow! Zane didn't answer lookatthis's question!

 

Congrats!

 

Bravo!

 

You're my hero

[Flareon350 601]

To Zane: he forgot the apostrophe because he didn't find it quite useful!

 

Why is this thread so dumb?

[lookatthis 51]

I forgot to mention this, after you answer the question, you then make up your own question for the next poster to answer, and so on.

 

_______________

 

Because it just is.

 

Why does Zane have to be picky about spelling?

[IceyLava108 323]

Wow! Zane didn't answer lookatthis's question!

 

Congrats!

 

Bravo!

 

You're my hero

 

you know what? I'm quitting CCZone because of this post. Tyler, you make me want to shatter into a thousand pieces sometimes. Sometimes I don't know anything, and then you show up to make fun of my actions. The world is unfair and extremely corrupt, but without you roaming around on it, the world would be a better place. Or maybe Michael. Maybe I should just blame Michael for everything. Michael, if you're reading this... I can't even finish this sentence. I have absolutely no words for Michael. RIP me.

 

oh yeah this is not real in case any feels were expressed

[IceyLava108 323]

Why did I double post?

[chipster1059 137]

you know what?

Satan is Tyler's only true friend, but that didn't prevent Him from hacking Tyler's account and making such a post.  Michael didn't do anything.

 

Why are Zane and Tyler always arguing?

 

And you double posted because you want to have more posts than Tyler.  But you already do.

Edited March 2, 2014 by chipster1059

[Flareon350 601]

Thanks chipster for the ninja!

 

They always argue because they are the best CC couple ever! <3

 

Why do my levels suck so much? 

Edited March 2, 2014 by Flareon350

[chipster1059 137]

This answer has been deleted.

 

Why can't I upload my TWS file?

[IceyLava108 323]

And you double posted because you want to have more posts than Tyler.  But you already do.

 

Chipster, why did you edit your post without placing an edit mark to include this sentence? It originally did not contain this statement. 

[Flareon350 601]

Because your TWS sucks.

 

Why do I make happy faces?  

[chipster1059 137]

To Zane: because I forgot to check the box.

 

To Josh: Because you don't know how to make a sad one.

 

The question: What is Josh talking about with the "ninja"?

Edited March 2, 2014 by chipster1059

[IceyLava108 323]

Why do you not understand the rules of the internet?

[lookatthis 51]

I do, yet don't.

 

Why does CC have its own Community?

[chipster1059 137]

Because CC is the best computer game evah!

 

Why can't CC2 be released?

[Flareon350 601]

The question: What is Josh talking about with the "ninja"?

 

Um 

 

[IceyLava108 323]

Why did you capitalize the word "community"? Are you referring to the show. or do you really think the community of Chip's Challenge is special enough to carry a capital "C" in the word "community" when talking about the specific community?

[chipster1059 137]

Question: Who are those dudes?

 

To Zane: Because Community is not the same as community.  community is just an ordinary community, while a Community is even better!

Edited March 2, 2014 by chipster1059

[IceyLava108 323]

Because CC is the best computer game evah!

 

http://www.pcgamer.com/2011/02/16/the-100-best-pc-games-of-all-time/

[Flareon350 601]

Why does chipster's username have 1059 at the end? I feel he is leaving 1058 and 1060 out by doing this.

[chipster1059 137]

I just typed four random numbers because I thought just "chipster" was too generic.

 

Why are there impossible levels in MewtwoDX1?

[quiznos00 534]

this thread is awful

 

4/5

7/10

[Flareon350 601]

Because the set is 15 years old and the exit wasn't implemented correctly with some levels!

 

Why can't we as a community all gather as one and praise the Michael and convert into following Michaelism?

[IceyLava108 323]

Post!

[quiznos00 534]

Post!

 

More posts!

[lookatthis 51]

Because most of us rather Zanism for reasons Morgan Freeman explained.

 

Why does Tyler think is thread is awful?

[chipster1059 137]

To Josh: Because Michael doesn't want us to do that; he just wants to be part of the CCLP4 team.

 

Where are TWS files stored in Linux?

 

To Lookatthis: because

Edited March 2, 2014 by chipster1059

[IceyLava108 323]

[lookatthis 51]

@Zane: Please contribute to this thread correctly, thanks in advance!

[IceyLava108 323]

Why? also that's a question thanks

[chipster1059 137]

Why? also that's a question thanks

:teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth: :teeth:

Why are teeth so stupid?

 

And the teeth are my answer.

Edited March 2, 2014 by chipster1059

[IceyLava108 323]

well I'm pretty sure teeth are the smartest monsters of CC, considering they have the knowledge to follow Chip and hunt him down rather than follow a distinct and static path that can only be changed by Chip's actions. Blobs are an exception to this, but blobs are pretty dumb considering they are bipolar about which direction to move in.. and walkers, well, walkers look like Saturn, so they're automatically not dumb

 

(unless you're using the tile world tileset, in which case, no)

[random 8 223]

i am 12 and what is this

[chipster1059 137]

i am 12 and what is this

This is nonsense.  My age is confidential.

 

If teeth are so smart, why do they throw themselves in bombs and water?

 

It's because they have infrared eyes and they only pick up Chip's body heat.

[ajmiam 90]

Why did chipster1059 answer his own question without asking another question, nearly bringing this thread to a screeching halt?

[random 8 223]

to bring this thread to a screeching halt.

 

That being said, why am i continuing this thread by asking another question?

[Gavin 8]

Because Chip wears green pants.

 

Why does Chip wear green pants? Was that the fashion when CC first came out?

[jbdude55 48]

Because androids dream of electric sheep.

 

Why? Why not?

[chipster1059 137]

Because no.  Just no.

 

Why is it so hard to change TW2 death messages?

[BigOto2 69]

Because hacking Tileworld isn't allowd

 

BTW How Do U Get Chips On Your Nintendo 3dS?

[lookatthis 51]

You can't.

 

When will Chip's Challenge 3 release?

[Flareon350 601]

It never will.

 

How come I can't think of a good blog entry?

[IceyLava108 323]

don't care about that question

 

hi?

[quiznos00 534]

Um, no.

 

Should I lock this thread?

[chipster1059 137]

Yes.

 

Will you?

[quiznos00 534]

Yes.

[quiznos00 534]

This thread has returned to wreak havoc on your mailman.

[AdrenalinDragon 269]

Should I ban Chipster?

[Flareon350 601]

No

 

Should I continue to love Michael?

[quiznos00 534]

Should I ban Chipster?

 

No, Chipster is a positive contributor to the community

 

Is it local?

[chipster1059 137]

Thanks Tyler!

 

And no.

 

And when do CCLP4 submissions open?

[IceyLava108 323]

 

Am I real?

[Flareon350 601]

No.

 

All your base are belong to us?

[chipster1059 137]

No.

 

What tileset would you like me to use in LP CCLP1 (Lynx)?

[random 8 223]

One that's audible.

 

Why am i up this late?

[lookatthis 51]

Because it's awesome.

 

Do you like blue pretzels?

[chipster1059 137]

I don't like pretzels at all.

 

Will the CCZone servers crash over the surge of everyone downloading CCLP1 at the same time?

[ajmiam 90]

No because not "everyone" will download CCLP1 at the same time (my grandfather, for instance, has not expressed any interest in doing so).

 

What's the loneliest CC monster?

[random 8 223]

Chip McCallahan.

 

How do i ask a question?

[Flareon350 601]

leik dis plz 

 

k?

[quiznos00 534]

K (named kay /ˈkeɪ/) is the eleventh letter of the ISO basic Latin alphabet.

 

Will BitBuster ever return?

Edited March 26, 2014 by quiznos00

[chipster1059 137]

He already has, under a different name.

 

This question has been deleted.

[random 8 223]

NEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

 

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

[lookatthis 51]

Yes

 

When will Tyler finish TS2?

[quiznos00 534]

Yesterday.

Do you have the time to listen to me whine about nothing and everything all at once?

[chipster1059 137]

Yes.

 

Does TCCLPRejects have a storyline?

 

Alternate question deleted.

[Flareon350 601]

Yes

 

What if I don't have a question?

[chipster1059 137]

Then you wait until you have one, then post.

 

Michael says "Purchasing death from nearest convenience store".  My local convenience store doesn't offer it.  What do I do?

[random 8 223]

Purchase death from the nearest black market.

 

What is love?

[Flareon350 601]

Trittany

 

Who daraq is this kid. ^^

[quiznos00 534]

Very funny. 

 

Do you even lift?

[lookatthis 51]

Yeah man.

 

Generally speaking, do you believe the death penalty is applied fairly or unfairly toward Michael Warner today?

[IceyLava108 323]

answer.

 

question?

[ajmiam 90]

Response.

 

How in the world do those measly little fire boots protect Chip from otherwise instantly deadly searing flames twice as tall as he is?

[chipster1059 137]

Because Melinda is a mental marvel and invented many useful gadgets.

 

Post?

[Flareon350 601]

Toast

 

Did you bring a light?

[ajmiam 90]

NO.

 

How many tabs do I have open right now?

[random 8 223]

Zero.

 

Isn't this not a non-question?

[chipster1059 137]

Yes.

 

Why is CCLP3 so hard?

[random 8 223]

Because it's not easy.

 

Why is CCLP2 so ridiculous?

[Flareon350 601]

Because it's epic.

 

Why did I cry while playing PENTAGRAM in CC1?

[lookatthis 51]

Because you thought it was the most brilliant concept ever used in CC.

 

You mad bro?

[chipster1059 137]

Nope.

 

I can't find any local black market to purchase death.  What should I do?

[quiznos00 534]

Dude, just ask Michael if you can borrow some.

 

Help, I accidentally build a shelf!?

[lookatthis 51]

lol I don't think I could help you with that.

 

Should I reveal myself to this Community?

[chipster1059 137]

Yes.

 

Why doesn't it make any sense?

[random 8 223]

Because you're holding it upside down.

 

What should be my password for my new Tumblr account?

[chipster1059 137]

437fhd85fiu978uhrs8794uh874hf894h87h838889375$Y%&YIYUOOP?Y?%*EYT$ITu539ahjref

 

Lookatwhat?

[ajmiam 90]

Lookatlookatthis.dat.

 

What's the current bold time for Level 57 of CCLP8?

[Flareon350 601]

42

 

Did you highlight this to see this question?

[chipster1059 137]

Yes Josh.

 

Why is H&H pi.dat abandonned?

[ajmiam 90]

Everyone participating in the thread is currently busy trying to solve "the end of all time".

 

What did you have for dinner last Saturday?

[lookatthis 51]

Chinese food.

 

Do you have any plan to optimize CCLP1 right when it is released?

[ajmiam 90]

Yes, unless I somehow manage to finish a level on my first try with a time worse than the bold (unbelievable!) in which case no.

 

How late are you going to stay up playing CCLP1 tonight?

[random 8 223]

Not at all.

 

What is the answer to this question?

[Hornlitz 69]

The answer is the square root of -1 divided by 0.

 

How should one deal with having 3 major exams on one day?

[ajmiam 90]

Set your alarm clock early enough to wake up for the first one, and DON'T OVERSLEEP.

 

What's better--Xerneas or Yveltal?

[Flareon350 601]

Flareon

 

If I had one dollar for every time I ate fast food how poor would I be?