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I would tell you, but the test results are a year and a half away.

Why is chocolate content measured it percent but alcohol content measured in half percents?

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because CC is too much fun

If random 8 fails his test, should he sue Chuck Sommerville for making a game so fun it interfered with his study?

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No, he should sue Bridgestone Multimedia Group.

(Too soon?)

 

Shouldn't the OSHA be doing something about Melinda's ridiculously dangerous 149-floor labyrinth?

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They would, but she hacked their computers decades ago and uploaded software that hides the Bit Busters' activities from the government.

 

There are ants in Chip's Challenge -- why is there no picnic-table element?

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There was, but the ants ate it.

Will CC3 feature Chiplette, the offspring of Chip and Melinda?

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Actually, turns out Melinda is more interested in Vladimir Gerajkee. Who knew?

What do the enemies do to blue keys, exactly?

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Well the enemies don't have any pockets, and the keys disappear from sight. 'tis a mystery where they put them.

What do the enemies do with their time when the clubhouse is closed and noone is playing the levels?

 

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baby don't hurt me

CC1 had 149 levels. Does this mean the clubhouse building had 149 different physical rooms, one for each level? Or did the clubhouse just have a handful of rooms and once Chip completed a level they had to dismantle the level so they could build a new one? Are there multiple clubhouses? What we do know is that the Blobnet level 23 was so overrun with blobs it couldn't be dismantled and had to be walled off.  And how long does it take them to prepare a level for Chip to play considering there are 31^2=961 tiles. Do you think the people who put the Tossled Salad level together got into trouble for leaving the chip socket at the warehouse? Are the rumours true that Chip vomited all over the ForceField level and the vomit is still there to this day because noone wanted to clean it up? Are the rumours true that Chip has a phobia of pink bouncy balls and for these levels you actually play as a Chip lookalike? And did the Clubhouse really give Chip $100,000 payout in a lawsuit compensation for the injuries Chip sustained from being bitten by teeth or burnt by fire? Do monsters help to physically build the levels for Chip to play, or do they have a smoke break when they aren't monstering? So many questions.

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