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[1:53:25 AM] Tyler Sontag: Is Early Decision Right for You?

 

Should you apply for an early decision?

 

One way to cut down your waiting time is to apply for an early decision. Your application is usually due in November, and you will know your fate by for your winter break.

[1:53:32 AM] Tyler Sontag: what the f*** i'm in college you f***ing bulls*** email

[1:54:41 AM] Josh: thanks

[1:55:12 AM] Zane: bulls***

[1:55:17 AM] Zane: you're in pre-school you f***

[1:55:32 AM] Josh: OH S***

[1:55:41 AM] Josh: YOU GONNA TAKE THAT MATE???


[1:55:59 AM] Zane: that dark as f*** pic

[1:55:59 AM] Josh: :)

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[12:13:00 AM] James Anderson: and i'm pretty sure my power is about to go out due to massive wind storms so it looks like i'm stopping here for the time being (N)
[12:13:38 AM] M. Warner: :|
[12:14:22 AM] James Anderson: it's you!
[12:14:27 AM] James Anderson: [Friday, October 17, 2014 6:20 PM] M. Warner:

<<< M. Warner electrocutes James Anderson

this has begun!
[12:14:50 AM] James Anderson: i'm fully expecting some kind of electrical fire in my sleep now
[12:15:42 AM] M. Warner: UM pretty sure the electricity I have can't reach that far!
[12:16:39 AM] James Anderson: your associates span the globe, M. Warner
[12:16:43 AM] James Anderson: i know too much!
[12:17:04 AM] James Anderson: if i had only just- brb electrical fire
[12:17:27 AM] M. Warner: if you had only just what? (devil)
[12:18:29 AM] James Anderson: if i had only just one dream
[12:18:32 AM] James Anderson: it would be to fly away on the wings of time
[12:18:38 AM] James Anderson: and then i can be in everywhen
[12:18:39 AM] James Anderson: eternuS
[12:18:55 AM] M. Warner: wrong!
[12:19:41 AM] James Anderson: one does not simply call eternuS "wrong"
[12:20:13 AM] M. Warner: except, I just did
[12:20:36 AM] James Anderson: WHAT?!?
[12:20:42 AM] James Anderson: oh, damn, it looks like you did
[12:20:49 AM] James Anderson: oh well
[12:20:57 AM] M. Warner: (sun)
[12:21:18 AM] James Anderson: now tell your associates to shut off this wind storm
[12:21:48 AM] M. Warner: not unless you release deported tricycles
[12:22:48 AM] *** James Anderson sent Deported Tricycles Preview.jpg Deported Tricycles Preview.jpg ***
[12:23:39 AM] M. Warner: why am I suspicious about that pic?
[12:23:55 AM] James Anderson: (sun)
[12:24:57 AM] M. Warner: then I'll tell them to burn your house down
[12:26:05 AM] M. Warner: (devil)
[12:26:59 AM] James Anderson: no matter how hard you huff or how hard you puff, you will never burn my house down!
[12:27:25 AM] M. Warner: did I mention that they're equipped with flamethrowers?
[12:27:58 AM] M. Warner: (sun)!
[12:28:47 AM] James Anderson: no, you didn't mention that
[12:29:02 AM] James Anderson: so your associates can't use them
[12:29:17 AM] James Anderson: all equipment must be documented in the discovery phase of the house burning
[12:29:17 AM | Edited 12:29:48 AM] M. Warner: oh. but they can!
[12:29:34 AM | Edited 12:29:44 AM] M. Warner: I trained them myself!
[12:29:34 AM] James Anderson: BUT THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES!
[12:29:58 AM] James Anderson: but did you take the i trained them yourself?
[12:30:40 AM] M. Warner: UM, your references don't work on me!
[12:32:34 AM] James Anderson: or do they?
[12:32:50 AM] M. Warner: no, they don't (sun)
[12:33:02 AM] James Anderson: they don't, but what am i?
[12:33:43 AM] M. Warner: also, your house just got burnt down
[12:33:45 AM] M. Warner: RIP
[12:34:10 AM] James Anderson: OMG
[12:34:33 AM] James Anderson: i was trying to get 4 houses so i could build a hotel
[12:34:35 AM] James Anderson: now i have to start all over
[12:34:39 AM] James Anderson: thanks michael
[12:34:44 AM] M. Warner: np!
[12:35:45 AM] James Anderson: p=np!
[12:36:15 AM] M. Warner: lolno!
[12:37:29 AM] James Anderson: well fine
[12:37:30 AM] James Anderson: be that way
[12:37:39 AM] M. Warner: (sun)
[12:39:07 AM] James Anderson: that was a fun conversation, M. Warner
[12:39:15 AM | Edited 12:39:37 AM] James Anderson: i think i had the upper hand most of the way but i didn't convert my advantage well enough
[12:39:19 AM] James Anderson: we'll call it a draw (handshake)
[12:39:34 AM] M. Warner: no :P
[12:39:44 AM] James Anderson: fine, we'll call it a win for me (Y)
[12:40:14 AM] M. Warner: pretty sure I had the advantage the whole time (sun)
[12:40:32 AM] James Anderson: but then you double faulted to put it back to deuce
[12:40:34 AM] James Anderson: and then i never looked back
[12:40:40 AM] M. Warner: false
[12:41:09 AM | Edited 12:41:16 AM] James Anderson: because unfortunately for you, deuces are not wild in this game! HAHAHAHAHA
[12:41:35 AM] M. Warner: except they are, J. Anderson!
[12:41:43 AM] M. Warner: (sun)(sun)(sun)(sun)(sun)(sun)!
[12:42:31 AM] James Anderson: that's Jan der Son to you
[12:42:38 AM] James Anderson: for the purposes of this conversation i am now dutch
[12:42:43 AM] M. Warner: no
[12:42:49 AM] James Anderson: w dutch
[12:42:52 AM] James Anderson: correct
[12:42:59 AM] M. Warner: wrong
[12:43:55 AM] James Anderson: every time you say "wrong", the lights in my house flicker
[12:43:58 AM] James Anderson: this must be a clue
[12:44:16 AM] James Anderson: you must be the secret boss behind W. R. Ong & Associates
[12:44:37 AM] M. Warner: even more wrong
[12:44:40 AM] James Anderson: unfortunately i cannot view the monster list for that level to verify that claim
[12:44:48 AM] James Anderson: but i'm sure you are the final name on that list
[12:45:02 AM] James Anderson: UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, A NEW BOSS CAN ALWAYS BE CREATED
[12:45:04 AM] M. Warner: there is no list for that level
[12:45:07 AM] James Anderson: I NOW HAVE MY MASTER PLAN
[12:45:13 AM] James Anderson: I MUST CREATE A CLONE MACHINE AND ACTIVATE IT
[12:45:31 AM] M. Warner: EXCEPT, I HAVE THE POWER TO DISABLE CLONE MACHINES
[12:45:40 AM] James Anderson: YOU HAVE WASTED ALL YOUR POWER ON BURNING DOWN MY HOUSE
[12:45:43 AM] James Anderson: WHICH BY THE WAY IS TAKING A LONG TIME
[12:45:44 AM] James Anderson: JUST TO LET YOU KNOW
[12:45:51 AM] M. Warner: I HAVE INFINITE POWER
[12:46:01 AM] James Anderson: I HAVE INFINITE CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:46:07 AM] M. Warner: SO DO I
[12:46:09 AM] M. Warner: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:46:13 AM] James Anderson: WHY ARE WE YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:46:23 AM] M. Warner: IDK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:47:59 AM] James Anderson: oh. maybe we should stop.
[12:48:06 AM] M. Warner: yeah
[12:48:49 AM] James Anderson: ok so i should probably evacuate my house now. thanks for the heads up on that. you are not all bad, M. Warner.
[12:49:17 AM] M. Warner: except, all exits and windows are blocked
[12:49:28 AM] M. Warner: J. Anderson
[12:52:00 AM | Edited 12:52:31 AM] James Anderson: good thing i built a secret clone machine connected to (0,32) with a buried clone-n at (0,0) just for this occasion!!

you see, i am 21 years old, and the index number for the exit tile is 21! this means i can create my own exit!!! *activates machine*

unfortunately this also means i have reset my age to 0. gotta go hibernate for 21 years to catch up on lost time. talk to you later

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[10:33:08 PM] Tyler Sontag: lol texas in general (rofl)
[10:33:14 PM] Tyler Sontag: lol the united states (rofl)
[10:33:17 PM] Tyler Sontag: lol life (rofl)
[10:33:28 PM] Tyler Sontag: Tyler Sontag has become a cat

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[6:26:20 PM] Tyler Sontag: alright i'm gonna listen to some nickelback right now

 

 

I raise your out of context quote with another out of context quote.

 

[12:24:13 AM] Tyler Sontag: Josh likes yaoi
[12:24:29 AM] Josh: yep
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[9:17:50 PM] Josh: I'm back ready to resume life as a married brony now

[9:17:57 PM] Tyler Sontag: god dammit

[9:17:58 PM] Josh: why is this on my facebook news feed

[9:18:03 PM] Tyler Sontag: because you posted it

[9:18:05 PM] Tyler Sontag: BOOM

[9:18:10 PM] Josh: yep

[9:18:16 PM] Josh: i love mlp!

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[7:08:31 PM] Tyler Sontag: though
[7:08:42 PM] Tyler Sontag: better than registering as a republican (pwnt)
[7:08:59 PM] Josh: im registered as a democrackaddict
[7:09:03 PM] Josh: Josh has f***ing perished
[7:09:03 PM] Tyler Sontag: <3

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[8:07:06 PM] J. Anderson: i have to write a super important mega giga ultra document

[8:07:12 PM] J. Anderson: i shall contact you

[8:07:28 PM] michael.warner960: what would the "document" be for?

[8:11:10 PM] michael.warner960: #done

[8:11:23 PM] J. Anderson: personal super mega stuff

[8:11:40 PM] michael.warner960: you applying somewhere?

[8:19:15 PM] J. Anderson: i'm applying for your heart <3

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[7:44:53 PM] Josh: you f***ers forgot nitrogen!
[7:44:55 PM] Tyler Sontag: that f***ing element
[7:44:56 PM] Tyler Sontag: f***ing tin
[7:44:59 PM] Tyler Sontag: also yeah i guess
[7:45:07 PM] Tyler Sontag: it's in our air and s**t
[7:45:15 PM] Tyler Sontag: even though if you asked most people what air is mostly made of
[7:45:19 PM] Tyler Sontag: idk % would say nitrogen
[7:45:28 PM] Josh: [7:45 PM] Tyler Sontag:

<<< it's in our air and s**t
[7:45:32 PM] Josh: didn't know nitrogen was in that
[7:45:37 PM] Tyler Sontag: yep
[7:45:38 PM] Tyler Sontag: it's in our s**t
[7:45:43 PM] Tyler Sontag: actually it probably is
[7:45:54 PM] Tyler Sontag: but i don't feel like googling feces composition thanks
[7:46:05 PM] Josh: lolz
[7:46:10 PM] Tyler Sontag: qoty 2014

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[10:39:51 PM] Josh: Lord and Savior Michael

[10:40:06 PM] James Anderson: Lord and Savi, or Michael

[10:40:13 PM] Tyler Sontag: Lord and Navi, or Michael

[10:40:21 PM] Josh: ...

[10:40:23 PM] Tyler Sontag: HEY

[10:40:24 PM] Tyler Sontag: LISTEN

[10:40:31 PM] James Anderson: Lord and Navi, or Yourchael

[10:40:37 PM] Josh: (clap)

[10:40:46 PM] Tyler Sontag: Lorde and Navi, or Yourchael

[10:41:27 PM] Tyler Sontag: AND WE'LL NEVER BE ROYALS

[10:41:29 PM] Tyler Sontag: (ROYALS)

[10:41:42 PM] Josh: f*** that song

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[8:27:47 PM] Tyler Sontag: i thought 69 was just a number
[8:27:51 PM] Tyler Sontag: until i discovered pornography
[8:27:56 PM] Tyler Sontag: Tyler Sontag has died
[8:28:01 PM] Josh: that true statement tho
[8:28:04 PM] Tyler Sontag: lolz

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[5:56:24 PM] Tyler Sontag: yeah
[5:56:37 PM] Tyler Sontag: this song i so gay that i immediately have to blow a dude after listening to it
[5:56:46 PM] Tyler Sontag: ugh i should go listen to nickelback
[5:56:56 PM] Josh: (clap)
[5:57:10 PM] Dave Varberg: lolz
[5:57:25 PM] Dave Varberg: now I have to go watch brokeback mountain

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[5:56:24 PM] Edgy Scrotum Faggot: yeah

[5:56:37 PM] Edgy Scrotum Faggot: this song i so gay that i immediately have to blow a dude after listening to it

[5:56:46 PM] Edgy Scrotum Faggot: ugh i should go listen to nickelback

[5:56:56 PM] Josh: (clap)

[5:57:10 PM] Dave Varberg: lolz

[5:57:25 PM] Dave Varberg: now I have to go watch brokeback mountain

 

DISCLAIMER: the second line was me satirizing people that both call some music gay and things in general gay.

 

Carry on  B)

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DISCLAIMER: the second line was me satirizing people that both call some music gay and things in general gay.

 

Carry on  B)

[off-topic]

 

Tyler, in your signature, the link to TCCLPpgchip.dat links to a website located at tcclppgchip.dat insdead of pieguy's site.

 

Carry on :teeth:

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[off-topic]

 

Tyler, in your signature, the link to TCCLPpgchip.dat links to a website located at tcclppgchip.dat insdead of pieguy's site.

 

Carry on :teeth:

 

Sorry Chipster but that is not a Skype quote.

 

Carry on :flareon:

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[6:25:48 PM] Josh: lol f**k
[6:26:19 PM] Tyler Sontag: lol s**t
[6:26:26 PM] Josh: lol a**
[6:26:34 PM] Tyler Sontag: lol t**s
[6:26:42 PM] Tyler Sontag: breasts are pretty humorous
[6:26:50 PM] Josh: (clap)
[6:26:59 PM] Tyler Sontag: with their pointy nipples and their variable sized areolas
[6:27:06 PM] Josh: um
[6:27:08 PM] Tyler Sontag: Tyler Sontag has f**king left
[6:27:10 PM] Josh: to the skype thread!

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[2:54:06 PM] Josh: if i wanted to zoom in on s*** i'd zoom in on my life because it is s***

[2:54:10 PM] Josh: lolwat

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[8:10:53 PM] Josh: F**K
[8:10:57 PM] Josh: I FOUND A SHINY POKEMON
[8:10:59 PM] Josh: GOD DAMMIT
[8:11:13 PM] Tyler Sontag: why the f**k
[8:11:18 PM] Tyler Sontag: did i read that at first as
[8:11:23 PM] Tyler Sontag: "I FOUND A HORNY POKEMON"
[8:11:28 PM] Josh: (clap)
[8:11:28 PM] Zane: k
[8:11:36 PM] Josh: this just in
[8:11:43 PM] Josh: pokemon can now be horny as f**k
[8:12:01 PM] Josh: special thanks to tyler sontag for bringing these important news!
[8:12:03 PM] Tyler Sontag:

|               |
| my mind |
|_______ |

^ the gutter
[8:12:06 PM] Josh: back to you michael!

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[10:29:45 PM] James Anderson: it's still michael's birthday in the pacific timezone
[10:29:48 PM] Tyler Sontag: GOD DAMMIT
[10:29:54 PM] James Anderson: (and it will forever be michael's birthday in my heart <3)
[10:29:56 PM] Tyler Sontag: WAS SEARCHING FOR XSPLIT ON MY COMPUTER
[10:30:04 PM] Tyler Sontag: TYPED IN "XVIDEOS" IN THE SEARCH BAR
[10:30:06 PM] Tyler Sontag: I BLAME YOU JOSHUA
[10:30:20 PM] James Anderson: (clap)
[10:30:31 PM] Josh: (clap)

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[1:33:03 AM] James Anderson: yeah, both of you have points 

[1:33:28 AM] Tyler Sontag: so they make a line?

[1:33:31 AM] Tyler Sontag: Tyler Sontag has left

[1:33:35 AM] Josh: (clap)

[1:33:43 AM] James Anderson: a line segment, sir

[1:33:56 AM] Tyler Sontag: sry

[1:34:05 AM] James Anderson: drop and give me 10

[1:34:26 AM] Tyler Sontag: k

[1:34:27 AM] Tyler Sontag: done

[1:34:33 AM] James Anderson: (Y)

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[1/12/2014 12:05:38 PM] Tyler Sontag: every time james says instant coffee
[1/12/2014 12:05:47 PM] Tyler Sontag: i'm giving him an extra slap at the next meetup
[1/12/2014 12:05:51 PM] J. Anderson: :)
[1/12/2014 12:05:59 PM] J. Anderson: wait
[1/12/2014 12:06:00 PM] J. Anderson: "extra"
[1/12/2014 12:06:02 PM] J. Anderson: what was the original for?
[1/12/2014 12:06:08 PM] Tyler Sontag: existing
[1/12/2014 12:06:13 PM] J. Anderson: (facepalm)

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[1:57:29 AM] Tyler Sontag: (pray the gay away)

[1:57:34 AM] Zane: Zane left

[1:57:40 AM] Tyler Sontag: oh s***!

[1:57:41 AM] Tyler Sontag: it worked!

[1:57:44 AM] Tyler Sontag: i prayed and the gay left!

[1:57:45 AM] Josh: :)

[1:57:46 AM] Zane: F***

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[1:17:37] Tyler Sontag: i should slep

[1:18:18] Tyler Sontag: that f***ing missle

[1:18:18] Josh: yep

[1:18:24] Josh: i swear to god

[1:18:34] Josh: it looked like a d*** at first (clap)

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