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[6:21:48 PM] Dave Varberg: I'm going to draw delightful cartoons of Mohammed eating bacon
[6:21:56 PM] Dave Varberg: cause I like death

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[11:11:18 PM] Josh: wow k
[11:11:34 PM] Tyler Sontag: Introducing: The New, Wow K!
[11:11:45 PM] Tyler Sontag: This K will make you go "Wow!"
[11:11:55 PM] Josh: um
[11:11:59 PM] Tyler Sontag: 200% more exciting than previous Ks!
[11:12:03 PM] Tyler Sontag: Buy today!
[11:12:05 PM] Josh: lol zane as a salesman
[11:12:09 PM] Tyler Sontag: <3

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[7:47:08 PM] Josh: what should i get for le dinner
[7:47:12 PM] Tyler Sontag: hentai
[7:47:14 PM] James Anderson: dave
[7:47:20 PM] Josh: (clap)

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[6:53:15 PM] Tyler Sontag: tumblr is my home
[6:53:28 PM] Zane: tumb lr; dumb lr
[6:53:30 PM] Tyler Sontag: LOL
[6:53:32 PM] Tyler Sontag: LOL
[6:53:32 PM] Tyler Sontag: LOL
[6:53:33 PM] Tyler Sontag: LOL
[6:53:34 PM] Tyler Sontag: LOL
[6:53:36 PM] *** Tyler Sontag removed Zane from this conversation. ***
[6:53:36 PM] Zane: LOL
[6:53:39 PM] Tyler Sontag: wat
[6:53:40 PM] Zane: no
[6:53:45 PM] Josh: fail
[6:53:48 PM] Tyler Sontag: what the f**k
[6:54:04 PM] Tyler Sontag: zane is now impervious to kicks
[6:54:05 PM] Tyler Sontag: that ho

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[3:12:19 PM] Jonathan Roosa: yeah I can't xor strings but I can xor each char individually so

[3:12:26 PM] Tyler Sontag: YOU F***E!

[3:12:34 PM] Tyler Sontag: i'll xor it manually rn

[3:12:38 PM] Tyler Sontag: except not f*** that

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[7:21:44 PM] Michael "Daed" Warner:  "Only 14 and 69 let you touch it in more than a few places; 58 has a * because touching the border requires you to waste blocks, thus cooking the level." -- Andrew Menzies

 

but I like eating levels

[7:22:10 PM] Andrew Menzies: (clap)

[7:22:31 PM] Michael "Daed" Warner: couldn't resist saying that

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[11:37:02 PM] Josh: also um
[11:37:16 PM] Josh: the thief idea for 161 was my idea to make it more annoying (sun)
[11:37:38 PM] Tyler Sontag: oh i didn't even notice that you needed those suction boobs
[11:37:41 PM] Tyler Sontag: *boots
[11:37:47 PM] Tyler Sontag: DAMMIT
[11:37:48 PM] Tyler Sontag: Tyler Sontag has left

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[11:59:48 PM] Josh: my mom doesnt even ask me anything lolz
[12:00:02 AM] Tyler Sontag: fail
[12:00:18 AM] Tyler Sontag: other than "what do you want at burger king?" aka the only question that matters <3
[12:00:30 AM] Josh: <3
[12:00:32 AM] James Anderson: a real mom would KNOW what you wanted at burger king
[12:00:35 AM] Tyler Sontag: TRUE
[12:00:37 AM] Josh: OH S**T
[12:00:42 AM] Josh: JAMESA SPEAKS THE TRUTH
[12:00:48 AM] Tyler Sontag: but what if you want something different
[12:00:57 AM] Tyler Sontag: a real mom would ask EVERY time
[12:01:15 AM] James Anderson: a real mom would notice subtle body language cues and predict your choices accurately
[12:01:39 AM] Tyler Sontag: like this status if you're a real mom
[12:01:40 AM] James Anderson: "oh, tyler's standing with 60% more weight on his left foot than usual, obviously he wants a large fries this time instead of a medium fries"
[12:01:53 AM] Tyler Sontag: obviously
[12:01:56 AM] James Anderson: obviously
[12:02:05 AM] Josh: obviously im putting this in the skype thread
[12:02:13 AM] Ryan J.: obviously

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[8:19:45 PM] James Anderson: omfg

[8:19:54 PM] James Anderson: i should create a kickstarter

[8:20:01 PM] James Anderson: help james create a facebook page for jamesa7171.net

[8:20:16 PM] James Anderson: donate $15 or more: be the first to know so you can be first to share the new page!

[8:20:32 PM] James Anderson: donate $30 or more: design your own cover art for the page

[8:20:46 PM] James Anderson: donate $60 or more: have your own subdirectory on jamesa7171.net

[8:20:53 PM] James Anderson: donate $150 or more: blatant jamesa7171.net scoreboard riggage

[8:21:03 PM] James Anderson: actually this conversation is stupid

[8:21:12 PM] James Anderson: new kickstarter

[8:21:18 PM] James Anderson: save tyler from james' spammy conversations

[8:21:35 PM] James Anderson: (i may or may not have slept last night (Y))

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[1:20:11 PM] Tyler Sontag: i should get bk as well

[1:20:18 PM] Josh: yo

[1:20:18 PM] Tyler Sontag: except i'm not hungry

[1:20:23 PM] Josh: lol fail

[1:20:24 PM] Tyler Sontag: because i've been eating a s*** ton of candy F***

[1:20:30 PM] Josh: win

[1:20:35 PM] Tyler Sontag: ye

[1:20:38 PM] Tyler Sontag: but not for my health

[1:20:52 PM] Tyler Sontag: i should eat some vegetables

[1:20:59 PM] Josh: ye

[1:21:06 PM] Josh: f*** health LOL

[1:22:00 PM] Tyler Sontag: yeah

[1:22:03 PM] Tyler Sontag: worst high school class ever

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[6:58:15 PM] Zane: so um
[6:58:24 PM] Zane: can cod die
[6:58:26 PM] Zane: thanks
[6:58:28 PM] Tyler Sontag: no
[6:58:29 PM] Zane: as in the game
[6:58:34 PM] Zane: fish are beautiful creatures
[6:58:36 PM] Tyler Sontag: <3
[6:58:39 PM] Josh: <3
[6:58:39 PM] Zane: not as beautiful as trittany though
[6:58:43 PM] Josh: <3 <3
[6:58:59 PM] Tyler Sontag: <3 <3 <3
[6:59:08 PM] Zane: illuminartee confirmed

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[5:17:39 PM] Tyler Sontag: why is it $20

[5:17:43 PM] Tyler Sontag: it's a f***ing adapter

[5:17:53 PM] Josh: because its gamestop

[5:17:58 PM] Tyler Sontag: best buy is the same price

[5:18:03 PM] Tyler Sontag: GUESS THEY'RE NOT THE BEST BUY AFTER ALL

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[10:06:09 PM] Tyler Sontag: spider-lin = spider-man = mr. jameson = played by jk simmons in the movie = who plays tenzin = who dated lin = spider-lin
[10:06:11 PM] Tyler Sontag: IT'S ALL CONNECTED

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[4:11:24 PM] Tyler Sontag: i wonder what he does watch though

[4:11:26 PM] Tyler Sontag: inb4 mlp

[4:11:31 PM] Josh: LOL F***

[4:11:43 PM] Tyler Sontag: i'll defend that s***

[4:11:53 PM] Tyler Sontag: even though i don't watch it

[4:11:58 PM] Tyler Sontag: and don't condone f***ing ponies

[4:12:10 PM] Tyler Sontag: that... was the worst thing i've ever had to type on this chat

[4:12:52 PM] Tyler Sontag: jk this is the worst thing:

[4:12:54 PM] Tyler Sontag: i like zane

[4:13:00 PM] Josh: debating on putting that in the skype thread

[4:13:06 PM] Tyler Sontag: :)

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[4:08:18 AM] Tyler Sontag: I don't think rabbits can operate screwdrivers without opposable thumbs.

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[9:34:08 PM] Tyler Sontag: also why the f**k aren't kya or bumi married
[9:34:11 PM] Tyler Sontag: like fail
[9:34:22 PM] Josh: um
[9:34:27 PM] Josh: nice incest tho
[9:34:29 PM] Tyler Sontag: um
[9:34:33 PM] Tyler Sontag: NOT TO EACH OTHER YOU DINK
[9:34:40 PM] Josh: F**K
[9:34:43 PM] Tyler Sontag: :)
[9:34:46 PM] Josh: my mind is in the gutter clearly

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[7:39:00 PM] Tyler Sontag: Yyeah
[7:39:04 PM] Tyler Sontag: I'm gay a s fufcjk
[7:39:31 PM] Tyler Sontag: except
[7:39:38 PM] Tyler Sontag: that would mean i cant enkoy a god jentao
[7:39:45 PM] Tyler Sontag: i should learn to type

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[11:00:04 PM] Tyler Sontag: whtnaks?

[11:00:11 PM] Josh: dude

[11:00:15 PM] Josh: you should like

[11:00:20 PM] Josh: type properly

[11:00:26 PM] Tyler Sontag: properly

[11:00:28 PM] Tyler Sontag: DONE

[11:00:30 PM] Josh: (clap)

[11:00:35 PM] Tyler Sontag: (bow)

[11:00:52 PM] Josh: this chat is full of smart asses! i love it!

[11:01:01 PM] Tyler Sontag: [11:00 PM] Josh: 

 

<<< asses! i love it!

[11:01:06 PM] Tyler Sontag: don't we all

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[11:34:55 PM] James Anderson: k that's 42 hours then
[11:35:03 PM] Tyler Sontag: and korra intro is legit 10 seconds
[11:35:04 PM] James Anderson: 2 hours a week = ez
[11:35:10 PM] James Anderson: did i just say ez
[11:35:12 PM] James Anderson: f**k me
[11:35:22 PM] James Anderson: don't actually do that
[11:35:24 PM] James Anderson: but share the sentiment thanks

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[3:16:34 AM] Tyler Sontag: nice ozai not wearing pants

[3:16:47 AM] Tyler Sontag: thanks?

[3:16:54 AM] Josh: no problem

[3:17:00 AM] Tyler Sontag: that's hot :)

[3:17:01 AM] Tyler Sontag: GET IT

[3:17:04 AM] Tyler Sontag: BECAUSE HE'S THE FIRE LORD

[3:17:04 AM] Tyler Sontag: LOL

[3:17:20 AM] Tyler Sontag: he's the fire lorde - royals

[3:17:21 AM] *** Josh died because that joke was so awful ***

[3:17:29 AM] Tyler Sontag: did you die again?

[3:17:32 AM] Tyler Sontag: from that next joke?

[3:17:38 AM] Josh: F***

[3:17:46 AM] Josh: lol that second joke

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[9:09:27 AM] Tyler Sontag: (moon)

[9:09:30 AM] Tyler Sontag: (yue)

[9:09:33 AM] Tyler Sontag: SEE WHAT I DID THERE

[9:09:44 AM] michael.warner960: !!!

[9:09:52 AM] Tyler Sontag: poor yue :(

[9:10:00 AM] michael.warner960: RIP

[9:11:26 AM] michael.warner960: Iroh's rage though

[9:11:31 AM] Tyler Sontag: :)

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