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[7:25:39 PM] Zane "Dumas" Kuecks: dot - because f*** you

[7:25:52 PM] Zane "Dumas" Kuecks: the goal

[7:25:59 PM] Zane "Dumas" Kuecks: create a social network that bans any user that attempts to make an account

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[6:16:15 PM] Josh "Dumas" Hixson: because this town i live in has nothing but gas stations and liquor stores

[6:16:18 PM] Josh "Dumas" Hixson: thanks acampo

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[5:32:59 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: ;)

[5:33:47 PM] Zane "Dumas" Kuecks: ;)

[5:34:05 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: ;)

[5:35:19 PM] Zane "Dumas" Kuecks: ;) cloner starting

[5:35:20 PM | Removed 5:36:46 PM] Zane "Dumas" Kuecks: This message has been removed.

[5:35:34 PM] Zane "Dumas" Kuecks: f**k it broke

[5:35:40 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: phale

[5:35:44 PM] Zane "Dumas" Kuecks: k fixed

[5:35:52 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: :)

[5:35:54 PM] Trevor Hedges: nice edit

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[5:36:51 PM] Trevor Hedges: nice removal

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[8:47:08 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: um well

[8:47:10 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: step one

[8:47:22 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: grab some toilet paper yo

[8:47:24 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: step two

[8:47:29 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: STICK THAT S*** IN YOUR A**!

[8:47:31 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: step three

[8:47:36 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: wipe, f*****, wipe!

[8:47:43 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: step four

[8:47:48 PM] Josh "Dumas" Hixson: [8:47 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: 

 

<<< STICK THAT S*** IN YOUR A**!

[8:47:49 PM] Josh "Dumas" Hixson: saved

[8:47:52 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: put that s*** in the toilet, you don't need it anymore!

[8:47:56 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: step five

[8:48:04 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: once all your s*** is gone, flush that s***!

[8:48:07 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: step six

[8:48:16 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: wash your g****** hands, they're dirty as f***!

[8:48:21 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: and you're done!

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[10:40:22 PM] Josh "Dumas" Hixson: f***ers

[10:40:29 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: heathers

[10:41:14 PM] Zane "Dumas" Kuecks: watch heathers thanks

[10:41:25 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: watch thanks heathers

[10:41:34 PM] Zane "Dumas" Kuecks: Heathers, watch thanks.

[10:42:09 PM] Josh "Dumas" Hixson: I am deeply sorry my fellow Skype chat members but I am afraid due to the circumstances of being occupied with several situations at the moment, I am unable to watch Heathers but I will do so at the next available time I get! Thanks for the understanding friends!

[10:42:20 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: um

[10:42:27 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: > had time to write that message

[10:42:32 PM] Josh "Dumas" Hixson: lolz

[10:42:37 PM] Josh "Dumas" Hixson: well um

[10:42:39 PM] Josh "Dumas" Hixson: truth is

[10:42:44 PM] Josh "Dumas" Hixson: i dont want to watch it right now

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[12:47:00 AM] Josh "Dumas" Hixson: so yeah

[12:47:06 AM] Josh "Dumas" Hixson: i should just be like michael

[12:47:09 AM] Josh "Dumas" Hixson: k f*** this

[12:47:11 AM] *** Josh "Dumas" Hixson has left ***

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[10:57:16 PM] Josh "Dumas" Hixson: why is there s*** in a well

[10:57:29 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: it all started back in 1962

[10:57:38 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: this man had a toilet

[10:57:39 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: but it broke

[10:57:47 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: so he was like, "where the hell am i going to s*** now?"

[10:57:50 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: he thought and thought

[10:57:58 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: then his wife walked in

[10:58:00 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: and suggested

[10:58:04 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: "why don't you s*** in the hell?"

[10:58:08 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: so he did!

[10:58:16 PM] Josh "Dumas" Hixson: > in the hell

[10:58:16 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: he shat and shat until the well filled up!

[10:58:16 PM] Zane "Dumas" Kuecks: in the hell

[10:58:22 PM] Tyler "Dumas" Sontag: F***

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[5:40:39 PM] Zane: is CC3D worth it

[5:40:42 PM] Josh: no

[5:40:42 PM] Zane: at this point

[5:40:44 PM] Tyler Sontag, Esq.: Except I probably can't take a video

[5:40:51 PM] Tyler Sontag, Esq.: because I can't turn off fullscreen (clap)

[5:40:58 PM] Tyler Sontag, Esq.: also um wait for a sale or something

[5:41:03 PM] Zane: wait for the 100% off sale

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[5:40:51 PM] Tyler Sontag, Esq.: because I can't turn off fullscreen (clap)

Not a Skype quote, but it's worth mentioning that Alt-Enter toggles fullscreen/windowed mode.
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[5:30:11 PM] Tom Patten: How do you get the cloner to work?
[5:46:32 PM] Ryan J.: with a clone button

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[7:43:40 PM] Tyler Sontag, Esq.: nice double jeopardy

[7:44:21 PM] Zane: the 5th amendment has been broken

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[3:57:59 PM] Tom Patten: you suck
[3:59:10 PM] James Anderson: my life-long goal is to become a vacuum; glad to know i'm on the right track B-)

[4:01:24 PM] Tyler Sontag, Esq.: you blow

[4:01:32 PM] Tyler Sontag, Esq.: are you a fan?

[4:01:40 PM] James Anderson: reverse suction functionality

[4:01:44 PM] Tyler Sontag, Esq.: omg 10/10

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[8:13:04 PM] James Anderson: you guys suck

[8:13:08 PM] Shane Climenhaga: just like hockey

[8:13:10 PM] James Anderson: are you all aspiring vacuum cleaners too?

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[9:25:23 PM] Tom Patten: um this is kind of embarassaing

[9:25:32 PM] Tom Patten: but I never owned Ruby or Sapphire

[9:25:34 PM] Tyler Sontag, Esq.: OMG

[9:25:35 PM] Tyler Sontag, Esq.: GET

[9:25:36 PM] Tyler Sontag, Esq.: OUT

[9:25:36 PM] Tyler Sontag, Esq.: OF

[9:25:37 PM] Tyler Sontag, Esq.: THIS

[9:25:37 PM] Tyler Sontag, Esq.: CHAT

[9:25:42 PM] *** Tyler Sontag, Esq. removed Tom Patten from this conversation. ***


[9:25:47 PM] *** Tyler Sontag, Esq. added Tom Patten ***

[9:25:49 PM] Tyler Sontag, Esq.: Welcome back!

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[7:07:36 PM] Josh: what did california get

[7:07:47 PM] Zane: a s***ty female population

[7:07:50 PM] Tyler Sontag, Esq.: :)

[7:07:54 PM] Josh: :)

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[10:18:25 PM] Tyler Sontag, Esq.: zane and i just slept together

[10:18:29 PM] Tyler Sontag, Esq.: so homo

[10:18:32 PM] Josh: um

[10:18:35 PM] Zane: lolz

[10:18:38 PM] Josh: i am so happy for you guys :)

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[3:14:53 AM] James Anderson: congrats on the chambers record too, ryan
[3:15:15 AM] Ryan J.: wait what
[3:16:09 AM] James Anderson: #55: The Chambers                               323
[3:16:10 AM] James Anderson: is b+1
[3:16:28 AM] Ryan J.: huh, i guess i did
[3:16:43 AM] James Anderson: i wish i could report new records without even realizing it LOL

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[5/14/2014 10:24:30 PM] James Anderson: if the fireballs were arranged differently in the lower section, 376 would be possible :(

[5/14/2014 10:24:31 PM] Miika: *spent way more than that on mughfe*

[5/14/2014 10:24:46 PM] James Anderson: but the arbitrary initial placement forces a [1] wait and drops it to a .999999999 (clap)

[5/14/2014 10:25:33 PM | Edited 10:25:36 PM] James Anderson: [or if there wasn't that arbitrary floor tile between the socket and exit in bombs away, 956 would be possible (clap) ]

[5/14/2014 10:26:58 PM] Miika: But allow me to paraphrase something you said once: if a specific design prohibits a bold by unlucky arrangement of tiles, just as many other levels will allow a bold by lucky arrangement of tiles.

[5/14/2014 10:27:05 PM] James Anderson: oh, of course

[5/14/2014 10:27:12 PM] James Anderson: it's just frustrating sometimes :P

[5/14/2014 10:27:30 PM] Miika: Do you think designers try to build toward certain bold routes?

[5/14/2014 10:27:43 PM] Miika: Do you know of ANY examples of this?

[5/14/2014 10:29:19 PM] James Anderson: they all should

[5/14/2014 10:29:21 PM] James Anderson: it should be compulsory

[5/14/2014 10:29:46 PM] James Anderson: punishment for disobedience would be death, of course

[5/14/2014 10:30:59 PM] Miika: But if you have cclpn staff who are not allowed to optimize before release, it's not helping the case. (see Mistakes)

[5/14/2014 10:31:01 PM] James Anderson: they would be kidnapped, brought to iceland, set up on a giant ice rink and a gigantic 1 ton brick of dirt would be hurled at them and as they met their doom i would yell out IF ONLY THAT SLIDING BLOCK HAD ARRIVED HERE AT A SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT TIME, HUH?

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[11:03:23 PM] Jonathan Roosa: also just finished this book

[11:03:27 PM] Jonathan Roosa: pretty f***ing weird

[11:03:38 PM] Tyler Sontag, Esq.: "michael: the autobiography"

[11:03:49 PM] Jonathan Roosa: it'd be the longest book ever

[11:03:53 PM] Tyler Sontag, Esq.: :)

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[10:58:12 PM] Zane: < bulls*** >

[10:58:17 PM] Zane: one day

[10:58:23 PM] Zane: a rebellious bull came in my home

[10:58:28 PM] Zane: and took a s*** on the floor

[10:58:32 PM] Zane: it was absolute " bulls*** "

[10:58:39 PM] Josh: (clap)

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[6:46:53 PM] Tyler Sontag: "An Ohio man sentenced to 29 months in prison for pirating movies has notified the warden that the prison is showing pirated films on movie night."

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